announce:
The Daily Meal has a new episode up! Listen to it at:
TheDailyMeal.mypodcast.com
But anyway, back to the pictures; um i think Jessica Biels is one of
the most attractive ladies on the globe, Megan Fox is number one in my
book, but Jessica Biels is pretty good looking too.
But in the picture i have posted, she looks like a marsupial of some
sort, i dont know. Its creepy kinda.
The other pic is of me, obviously, just being silly at work. I look
like Harry Potter, or an owl, or Waldo from "Wheres Waldo?"
That guy needed to avoid big crowds, yknow? He was always getting
lost, and losing all his junk, at the most inappropriate times and
places.
Think about it: hed lose his pimp cane, his dog, his car keys, Walda
his girlfriend with the most original name ever (though she looked
like a real "pain-in-the" so he probably was ok with just not being
around her; girls are like that sometimes), his wizard friend (how did
a nerd like him get special acess to a wizard? Cant the wizard, like,
use his magic to find all the crap Waldope lost?!), and his arch-
nemisis right in the middle of a beach party, or during the filming of
a Hollywood movie, and so on.
Anyway, the main points from this post are as follows:
1. TDM has a new episode.
2. Jessica Biels and Megan Fox are über hotties.
3. Waldo is a jerk.
4. So is his girlfriend.
5. Wizards are losers.
6. Dont date a girl who looks like yourself in drag and has the same
name as you, except with an "a" at the end instead of an "o."
I have completely lost my train of thought and where i was initially
going with this. Oh well.
Peace out.
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