The Man Card

So today my manager had his Man Card taken away because of this car.
Now, there are layers to this story, so lets Tarantino it a little bit:
Monday i was singing the song "Under The Sea" from "The Little
Mermaid," and i guess i over-did it a little and my manager, lets call
him Sir RidesBikesAlot, gave me this apalled look. Then he said that i
should have my Man Card taken away. I got it back the next day, but
still-it happened.
Now before i move on i want to explain what a Man Card is:
A Man Card is a metaphorical device used to rate how much of a man
someone, usually a man, is. This can be taken away by anyone, male or
female, in order to emasculate the person and make them realize how un-
manly they were just behaving. The only way to get your Man Card back
is to re-establish your manhood in some way, or do something that the
cardholder deems worthy of giving it back. You get the point.
Aaaanyway, today, my manager, Sir RidesBikesAlot, came back from lunch
and told me, "i think i need to have my Man Card taken away..."
I asked why and he told me about how he and his wife are test driving
cars and he had to drive this yellow VW Beetle back from lunch.
Yellow, as you may know, is, in my opinion, a gay color-nay, the
gayest color.
So, longstory short, i am now the cardholder of Sir RidesBikesAlot's
Man Card, the same guy who took mine away.
Payback is...well, you know.
I dont know if or when ill give it back, but as long as he drives that
car around, it stays with me.
The downside is that Sir RidesBikesAlot recognized this fact before
anyone had seen it, and in doing so he was a man about it, so he
really doesnt deserve to lose his Man Card.
Anyway, feel free to play this game, even if youre a girl...especially
if youre a girl.
Thats all. Have fun.