you didnt know. Its basically a small, circular table on top of the
main table thats on tiny ball-bearings so it will spin, making it
easier for everyone at the table to reach whatever is placed on it.
Why the crap am i talking about this completely random invention?
Well, i think ive figured out why its called a Lazy Susan:
I think the guy who invented the Lazy Susan named his product after an
ex-girlfriend.
Its gotta be that simple. He has this great product that only lazy
people would actually use, and thought, "how can i make money AND let
the world know that you should avoid Susans?"
The rest is history.
So, the moral of this story is that if you want to make money AND
indirectly injure someone you dislike, invent something that (a) only
stupid, fat, lazy, and or ugly people would want to buy, then (b) name
that product after the person you dislike and aim to hurt.
But, only greedy and heartless people would actually do this. So the
guy who made the Lazy Susan is probably an über jerkwad.
I guess what im saying is that instead of doing this and hurting
people even more, you should forget the past and move on. Move away.
Go back to where you came from. Leave it all alone. End of story.
THAT, and stay away from Susans, especially if they are lazy.
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