The Don't Society

The message below didnt send along with the pictures. Enjoy my words:

I am starting a new movement called The "Don't" Campaign. Its like Nike's slogan that says, "Just Do It," only the opposite. It is pretty straightforward: If you find that you have even the slightest bit of apprehension about something - DON'T DO IT. Here are some examples using the above pictures:
1. If you are going on lunch at work and are tired, and you get to feeling like you just wish you had someplace ELSE to catch a few z's, then sleeping in your truck in the parking lot with the windows down is probably not a good idea. DON'T DO IT.
2. If you are taking a new picture for your Facebook or Myspace and amid the normal pictures you decide to be an idiot and come up with something like what this poor schlup did (whos lower face-area looks like its trying to escape to somewhere away from his "foreverginity"), then re-evaluate your choice and DON'T DO IT.
3. This one with the wolves just intimidates me. Whoever made this clearly has a wolf obsession and wants to share that with the world. In this case i would say that if you have the same thoughts of sharing, id advise you against it and say "DON'T DO IT."
There. Thats my idea. If you want to join, then do it. If not, then DON'T DO IT.  Basically, what im saying is just use your head, be smart, and dont be afraid to NOT go through with something that youre not comfortable with. Unless, like in the first picture of the sleeping man, you get too comfortable and check out right in your truck. I really hope he woke up 3 hours after he was supposed to be back and had to stay late to make up for the time he lost. I really do. Ha.
Anyway, ill leave you with this last "DON'T" situation:
4. This one has no picture and youll see why. If you have to fart real bad but think you might drop a deuce (a ha-duken, a loaf, or the hershy-squirts) right there in your pants if you try, DON'T DO IT!!!
Thats all. You are dismissed.
-Dangerously Harris

-Dangerously Harris