So i walked in, the right side of the double automatic doors, as youre supposed to, and i went in and found my items. I found the green tea, Sobe green tea at that, which is delicioso, and the Bit-O'-Honey candies that i love oh, so dearly. Like i said, these were essential to the night. So i get them, and walk up to the cash register, pay, and go to leave. Now this is where i get all flabbergasted.
I grabbed my bag of essentials, start putting my wallet back in my pocket while fishing my keys from my other pocket when, WHAM! (not the George Michael band), i walked straight into the automatic door.
"Well why didnt it open?" you ask? Remember i walked IN the right side of the double automatic doors. And, to exit, you are supposed to walk OUT the right side. Does that make sense. when you walk in a building with double automatic doors, generally you walk in the right side, while people exiting are walking out the left side. Think of it like the road. We drive on the right side of the road, and oncoming traffic is on the left. Anyways...
So i smash into the door, and im all bloody and bleedy......no im kidding. After i hit the door with a mild "boof," i kinda chuckled to myself and walked out to my car.
But inside......
I was kinda embarrassed, like the feeling you get when you get on an elevator and go to push the floor you want but its already pushed, so you feel kinda like an idiot. Like that, only i smashed into an automatic door in front of whatever troglodite Dollar General decided to rescue from welfare this week.
Sure, worse things couldve happened, but they didnt.
Like this blog states right up there in the picture of me, FOR NO APPARENT REASON. So dont be surprised if your sitting there going, "ok, so why are you telling me this."
Thats all. You are dismissed.
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