BACON Flavored What?!

So i was watching the food network last night while waiting for
Flashforward to come on (or as i like to call it, "Hoffs Drawler" -
only Lost fans will get that one), and the show that was on was
talking about the different uses and preperations for bacon; sweet,
sweet bacon.
They talked about how you can eat it with eggs or with toast, but
generally they agreed tha its a breakfast food.
Not anymore, i guess.
There is a company in like, Illinois, where they make and sell (!)
bacon flavored ice cream. Now, when you read that, you may think,
"ugh, gross. What kinda fatty would think that up?"
You guessed it: Pig-Hat Man.
He and his colleagues in Whereversville, Illinois make this ice cream
and its not only flavored like bacon, it also has bits of bacon in it
too. But, "why stop there?" he asked himself. "lets take strips of
bacon and cover them in chocolate and then put them in the bacon
flavored ice cream!" he exclaimed. His arteries probably just gave up
after that.
This guy is obviously a fine example of health and fitness and in no
way resembles the demographic of people who crave bacon bacon bacon.
He is a heart attack on ice.
But all in all, he is making money off this, and people are buying
this stuff left and right. So hes not an idiot, hes smart, but is at
high risk for A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK!!! I mean look at the guy! Its
not enough for him to cram bacon into chocolate and then apply that to
ive cream, the man has to wear a symbol of that bacon on his head. Im
gonna go out on a limb here and say he probably likes to eat, just
guessing.
But all this aside, part of me wants to try the bacon flavored ice
cream, just to see if its any good. But while i have self control, Pig-
Hat Man does not.
Peace out, planet Earth.