2. Peanutbutter pie is AAmazing
3. Lines at the Taco Bell drive-thru should never be this long
4. Heaven is NOT a halfpipe
5. Yellow is the gayest car color (unless your gay, then its the ONLY
car color)
6. Girls who work at Taco Bell = never hott
7. RDC trucks suck
8. 60% of Americans waste 70% of thier time on the internet (thank you
for perpetuating this stereotype by reading this)
9.Im on a boat (dont you ever forget)
10. Old people do not need Facebook accounts ("what counts as old?"
you ask? Well if you have kids old enough to be in or have completed
school, you are either old, or a teacher. If you are both of these AND
have a Facebook account, you may wanna, yknow, start checking the mail
for a social security check, or planning a funeral, or writing up a
Will. Your younger friends may not want your liver-spotted, spider-
veined, Life Alerted, moth ball smelling, dried up piece of crusty
bread butt hanging around and posting old, sentimental things on their
wall. Not to say that being old is a bad thing, and i didnt say that i
personally feel this way. But, you know who you are, or you know
someone who may fit this criteria)
I love all old people, fyi.
Thank you for reading my blog today.
P. S. Please dont be offended by my words. I am, after all, only
joking. Kinda. :D
-Dangerously Harris
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