Super Dump!!!

Well, I really have nothing important to blog about today, so I'll just give you some eye candy this time.

First off, I know SOME people think that thier "bean-bag couches" are the bees knees, but I think I have found something that trumps the bean-bag couch:

Giant Cat Couch

I love the giant cat couch (its so bad), its hilarious. Can you imagine what people would think when they would first see it? They'd be like "holy sh - oh its just a couch..." It'd be so worth it.

Most everyone is familiar with the account in the Bible where Moses splits the Red Sea so the Israelites can pass through. Well, now YOU can be God! Check it out:

Moses Jacket

I'm not sure if its sacrelige what I just said, but it fit the joke and you got what I meant, I think. Y'know, the whole..hand of....God.....thing.....where he...split the....sea...so his people...........................could...................shut the heck up.

So when its cold and snowy outside, sometimes I like to pretend I'm on Hoth hanging out with Han and Chewie....well, I mean I USED to do that as a kid, not as a grown adult........not recently anyway....um, anyways, now it will be easier for OTHER nerds who do this (not me) to be "in character," thanks to this invention from Adidas:

Wookie Coat

I never wanted to be Chewie as a kid, but seeing as how I almost always got stuck as him when there were already three other kids who had taken Han, Luke, and Obi-Wan, this wouldve been handy. 

Have you ever felt like a second-string character in an epic space opera, such as Star Wars? Have you ever dreamed of seeing the supporting cast do something heroic, saving the galaxy, if you will? Well look no further than this:

Jek Porkins Saves the Galaxy

Talk about SOME PIG, Charlotte. That guy needed a specially designed X-Wing just so his ham-hocks fould fit. Was there no basic training in the Rebel Army? I mean, sure, as a pilot you dont have to be built like Arnold to fly a ship. But seriously, any military on Earth would tell this guy to drop a buck fifty or two before signing up. Even though he got roasted at the Death Star, its nice to see him get some recognition here, even if it IS posthumously. 

I love these. Theyre so hilarious, I cant even say much about them, they pretty much speak for themselves. Take a look:

All My Friends Are Dead

Epic battles only come around every so often, thats why theyre called Epic Battles. Some are so cool you can sum them up in just three words:

Zombie Versus Shark

This is also just a cool idea. Someone has taken Star Wars and set it back in the 40's, right in the middle of World War II. Take a look at these custom action figures:

If Star Wars Happened During WWII

Thats all for now. I really encourage you to take a look-see at the site SuperPunch.blogspot.com. Its got some really awesome art, stories, nerd stuff, and pretty much anything else that you SHOULD either like, or at least know about, as it may save your life one day. 

Quick question: are you ready for zombies???

Dismissed.

Wonder Woman Redeux

I feel kinda ripped off. Why?

Well obvioisly my last entry was about the new Wonder Woman actress/costume. Upon looking around the interwebs I found out about the actress who was originally going to play her.

Her name is Tanit Phoenix. Her name sounds epic; lets see if she is:

Tanit Phoenix

Hmm. Not bad. Not bad at all. Much better looking than Adrianne Palicki. I found aonther picture. You decide if she looks better:

Tanit Phoenix

Wonder Woman Statuette

Oh, definitely. She just has the LOOK, yknow? Its the eyes. Her eyes look like the statuette's. She looks more like Wonder Woman than Linda Carter!

Instead though, they went with this, which looks like (insert a joke involving Rainbow Bright, unicorns, mushrooms, and a pleather factory, cause I cant think of one). This is a hi-res version of the pic I posted last entry:

Adrienne Palicki Looking Like She Knows She Looks Dumb

Its irritating. But hey, speaking of last entry, I have decided to stop posting actual pictures on here. I guess when you use a mobile device to look at the pictures it takes you to a Picassa web album, which is junk and makes the images all pixeled and cruddy looking. So, for all of my thousands of readers, this is for you.

Anywho, I still have low expectations for the new Winder Woman show. It in no way interests me...except for the hottness factor an stuff. Its basically the same reason I want to see Sucker Punch. Im a dude; nuff said.

I have one last image. Its another official picture from the new Wonder Woman show. Enjoy:

New Costume Picture!



-Lee

Official Wonder Woman Costume

I am not a Wonder Woman fan. But when the reboot show comes on later this year I will definitely watch.

That having been said, I would like to say that I am not complaining about anything here. I am just giving a critical reaction.




Its crap. Honestly, this looks like something you'd see at a Halloween party. "Oh Jamie is Wonder Woman this year! Holy Lasso of Justice, she is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!" I'm blown away by the lack of effort put into this costume. Its like they asked a group of 12 year old boys to design it. Ick, I can just imagine the shouts of "add more leather!" now.

I personally am a fan of what they did on Smallville:




Again though, Im not complaining. Im a guy, and guys like good looking women in sezzy clothing. Adrianne Palicki is pretty hot, so to see her as the timeless beauty that is Wonder Woman is, to be honest, any 11+ year old boys dream.

And, in defense of this costume, it is way better than the original:




Just silly. And what's the deal with her waist? It looks like its blowing up a set of leg-shaped baloons. The 70's **shakes head**

The site io9.com had this to say about the picture:

"This first costume photo comes via Entertainment Weekly. According to the site and various script reports, NBC's version of Wonder Woman is supposed to be a 'serious, non-campy take on the DC Comics character.' And yet in the pilot, she complains about her bra size, flies an invisible plane and has a magic lasso. Oh, and she looks like this. This is not looking promising, to say the least."

It seems that the strong, empowering role-model that is the amazonian princess warrior Diana/Wonder Woman has been reduced to a wide-eyed and bushy-tailed, twenty-something valley girl who is "looking for her place in this open-ended world." Which is sad because of everything her character stands for and used to represent.

But, like Captain America, Wonder Woman is a hokey super heroine at best. I really dont think this show will last, just based upon that. They might as well just seal its fate early and cast Summer Glau now. At least that way there would be no confusion when the axe comes down.

But I may be wrong. If they try to appeal to women with this show, there will be alot of happy husbands. Think about it: a show about a woman in tight leather beating and tying up OTHER hot women in tight leather that your wife is OK with you watching and wants to watch WITH you; the ratings may be through the roof. This may end up becoming a huge success.

But dont count on it. You can ususally smell crap no matter what its dressed up as, and this image has that distinct odor. Look for Wonder Woman on NBC later this fall.

-Dangerous


-Lee

Uh, Wow

Yeah, um, I'm just gonna throw this out there: Spiderman is gonna rock.


This is a costume win (see previous rant about Captain America). Clearly this movie will be awesome because...well...it just WILL be, ok?!
Honestly, everything about The Amazing Spiderman (official title) just makes my spider sense tingle...and itch, but thats a different story (tequila is a heck of a drink).
So yeah, this season of superhero movies is gonna be entertaining. Hopefully it won't be a repeat of back in the early 2000's when a sudden influx of superhero movies hit the scene and everyone was like "Aw snap son! X-Men gonna be taught!" But then it came out and everyone was like "Um, what happened? Hey, whats THAT?! Aw zef yo! Fantastic Four gonna rock the hizzy!" but then it came out and (despite having the amazing Jessica Alba as pure eye-candy) everyone was still like "Pfft, I'm sick of supers. Lets go see The Notebook." And thats the story of how my brother lost his Man Card. He'll tell you it happened a different way, but HE DOESN'T HAVE A BLOG...........well, actually he does. Crap. But I still have it and I wont give it back!!!
So Spidey is gonna be amazing (see what I did there? :D) and I couldn't be happier. Spiderman is my personal favorite superhero btw.
What'd suck is if both Green Lantern and Captain America were awesome beyond compare and X-Men First Class and Amazing Spiderman failed hard. I'd just give up on life. Or just be a man and say "hey I like seeing stuff blow up," and realize its just a movie. That makes me sound like the "Devils Nerdy Advocate." Haha.
Whatev.
Look for giant cobwebs to appear in New York sometime around spring of 2012. I for one cannot wait.

-Lee

X-Men: First Class...Better Than Captain America? What Isn't?

So X-Men: First Class has an official trailer. Check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofXqQ-nEcPc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Pretty tight, huh? Much better than Crap-tain 'Murrca. Even though I like the idea of a superhero without super powers (e.g. Batman) such as El Captain, I still like to have my eyes pleasured by seeing someone act like Chris Brown and toss an SR-71 Blackbird around like its Rihanna...I hope you get that joke.

Plus it'd be cool to have Magneto's ability, am I right? I'd be so lazy. I'd sit in a metal chair with wheels and never get up. I'd still work like normal, but I would also do the superhero thing as well. For extra cash I'd make metal sculptures using only the fillings from the peoples teeth I'd save. I'd be so hated....but also so loved. Aaaaaaannd that joke is dead. Moving on.

Anyway, I think this is a trailer done RIGHT, seeing as how the past few have been poopy. Yeah thats right; I said poopy.

Even though X-Men movies have a shaky history among fans, I really think the mistakes of those past films have been accounted for and overcome with this new one. I mean, for Pete's sake, they put Emma Frost in this one - and Kevin Bacon! I know, right?! It's like they read my mind when they cast this...

.................?

Wait a second............Kevin Bacon? What the...?

Wait, wait, wait; its ok people. I think I know whats going on here. Kevin Bacon realized he hasn't been in a movie since Hollow Man (terrible, btw), so to keep his street cred intact AND to keep all the people who play "6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon" happy, which is like everybody, he decided to be in a more current movie. Way to go KB!

Seriously though, and being %100 honest - KB hasn't been in a good movie since.............Tremors. That's just my opinion, but this is MY blog, so I'm allowed my poinion. But that having been said, I'm not entirely sure how much he can bring to this movie, being that he's...well, he's Kevin Bacon. Does it make sense to you?

Even so, I have high hopes for this one, but if I'm going to be fair and platonic with my pre-viewing judgments, I need to say that this movie may LOOK pretty and have a solid story, but we still have yet to see any serious acting from it yet. Thats what will make or break X-Men: First Class, in my opinion (MY blog).

That is all for now. In the words of the great Stan Lee, "Excelsior..............wait...where am I...?"

-Lee

Captain Wuss

Ah......you know what always feels good? Being RIGHT. Just excuse me for a sec while I bask in my prediction come true.........

Ok, so as most now know, and for those who have small, underdeveloped brains and do NOT know, Captain America is going to blow. Hard. If you did not see the trailer for it during the superbowl then I implore you to do so before reading further. I'll wait.....

You back so soon? So, are you feeling okay? If not, don't worry; what you are experiencing is just a sensory overload of craptasticity (pretty sure I made up that word just now...) which normally would render the average viewer unconcious for at least a few minutes, but you have managed to stave off a blackout, which is remarkable seeing as how 30 seconds of your life have been sucked out of your eyes.

That was kind of dramatic, I apologize.

But I WILL NOT apologize for this: Captain America looks like total crap! The trailer only confirmed this further. Let's take the blue pill and hope we make it out of this dream ok:

So, the teaser helps us see that Captain America was a 10 year old boy scout who signs up for the Super Soldier program, gets put into a dutch oven/hotbox type coffin.....thing, and emerges as a large slab of beefcake supreme with a twist - he's still a vagina.
Y'know, thats some interesting technology the 40's had to offer the world. Amazing they couldn't use that tech to just, oh I don't know, STOP THE HOLOCOST FROM HAPPENING! Seriously, while thousands of Jews are burning and suffering in concentration camps, the American brass is spending taxpayers dollars trying to transform a scrawny white kid into a hunked out toe-head who prances around forests in a bright costume carrying an EXtremely subtle shield (**coff coff** sarcasm **coff coff**), which is I'm guessing a metaphore for how completely sassafrassed this guy is. Honestly, what kind of superhero hides behind a shield? And why wouldn't any bad guy shoot him in the legs or top of the head or something?

Wow this is easy to rip apart.

Anyway, the only redeeming quality about this movie is the fact that Hugo Weaving (Lord Elrond of Rivendell, and Mr. Smith of the Matrix) is playing Red Skull. But having him (a great actor) play in such a crappy movie is like.....well, that would be like giving a brand new car to a retarded person who will never be capable of even having a license ever - a complete waste of time. Meaning, its a waste of talent, essentially. But that has never happened to my recollection...recently...within a few years...........What I'm saying is that that redeeming quality is basically cancelled out.

Nothing about this movie looks interesting. Period. Oh, but Jesus I can't wait to see it, just so I can be entertained by the craptasticity (its gonna catch on!) of it. But I will not PAY to have my brain stirred by a stupid spoon.

But no matter what I say the idiots of the world will flock to partake in the mass disappointment that will come moments after leaving the theater. Essentially thats what it boils down to. Paramount and Marvel spent millions to make a 2 hour crapfest, and the zombies of America will eat it up like a freshly cracked open brain.

Ah, well, its nice to be right. But if just the trailer for this movie gets me THIS huffy about it, imagine what the final product will do to all the like-minded ones out there. Well, nobody can say we didn't warn them.

Catch Captain America (for free when you download it from any pirated movie website) this summer.

Consider yourself informed.

-Lee

Oh BOY!

I really hope everyone in the world watches the superbowl today. Mainly cause the Captain America trailer will be shown during the 2nd half.
Oh, man, I cant wait.
I feel like....this:



Facepalm. That pretty much sums it up.
Enjoy the game. Steelers 17-9.

-Lee

Oh Boy, The Horrible Begins

Ok, so I was surfing the interwebs, trying to avoid the words "Twilight" and "Justin Bieber" (harder than first anticipated, btw), when I stumbled across a new pic from the upcoming Captain America movie. Behold:




At first glance this may appear to be pretty cool, but I assure you it is not. Let me enlighten you as we break this down piece by piece, shall we?

To begin, Captain America is a superhero, obviously. He is a symbol of justice and freedom and should be easily recognizable as such. But even in the 40's the Army was still concerned with camoflouge. This is where Cap has some issues. I'll get to his colors in a sec, but I wanna point out a pretty big flaw in his costume. If I were a Nazi sniper who was tasked with taking out Captain Caveman, the very symbol of everything I hated, I would want to aim right for his big, dumb head and bury a bullet right between his eyes. Well guess what? The Americans gave Cap a big, white, capitol "A" bullseye right in the middle of his blue forehead. How convenient! Seriously, a shot like that would be easier than shooting a SeaWorld dolphin with an RPG from the front row; and score an extra 500 XP for taking out a trainer or two. Mix in some tuna and mayo and we can all have sandwiches for lunch. Yum. Now im hungry. **goes and makes a tuna samwich**

Where was I? Oh yes: Cap's a dork. Honestly, who wears red, white, and blue in a combat setting? I understand he isn't called "Captain Camo" or "Captain RealTree," but come ON, its the NAZIS we're talking about! They kinda weren't known for thier habits of NOT shooting regular people, let alone some bozo wearing clown shoes.

And the star on his chest bothers me too. I know its supposed to harken back to the original costume, but come ON! Gah, this is more of a pet peeve, so I digress.

But, why does his "helmet" go all the way down to his eyes? Is it to mask who he is? I mean, its silly enough that its bright blue; it really just enhances the dorkiness even more. I mean, would YOU follow that guy into combat? Or would you let him do his own thing far away from you? Yeah, me too. The "A" must stand for "A-- hat" as well as "America."

To be completely honest, this whole get up looks too modern to be from the 40's. I'm not sure if this is a later costume in the film or the ONLY one, but it looks a tad too "hey lets add some straps for no reason" to me. Even if it is a costume for modern times, its still too "disco fever" to pass as a government issue super suit (Frozone: "Where is my SUPA' SUIT?!")

The actor playing Cap doesn't look like he's even INTO the role at all really. In the above picture he has a kindof "I really hope the camera is getting my profile from a great angle; I really want this cosmetically enhanced chin to get an Academy Award this time around" look on his face. Ok, ok, Lucas Lee (Scott Pilgrim joke, ha!), we get it: you play douches in all your movies. Take five, and we'll resume your career in about ten years after Captain America/The Avengers ruins it. **sigh** Moving on.

As I said in the Green Lantern review, this is all subject to change. The movie may come out and be awesome, but I'm just going by what Marvel is giving me right now. If the trailer looks even remotely cool I'll change my opinion to an "undecided" instead of "pass go, do not collect $100." Marvel is hit and miss anyway, I mean, who ACTually liked the Edward Norton version of Hulk? Wait, back up, let me clarify: Ed Norton as Bruce Banner? Absolutely. If it was a Bruce Banner movie alone with hardly or no Hulk at all I'd have been happy. But strangely enough that movie had too much Hulk, and at the same time almost not enough. Anyway, before I start reviewing Hulk, I'll switch back to Captain Crunch.

Bruce Banner was a mild mannered scientist when a freak accident in the lab changed him into...........crap! Sorry.

I know he was the first Avenger (I say "was" cause Cap's dead in the comics...spoiler alert...), and that Marvel is planning an Avengers movie soon, but Captain Ameridouche is just a character that is better left on the pages of the comics in my opinion. To make a movie about him is to pillage something already in its purest form, exploiting its usefulness, and perverting a source of strength that a nation can draw upon in times of despair, when it feels like its reserves are low.

Or so some nerds may feel.

Gear up to have your minds erased by stupidness and not care as it happens this summer when "Captain America: The First Avenger" hits theaters.

Some Green Lantern Costume Rejects:

I think they went with that last one, I'm pretty sure...

You - Obey The FIST!

Ok, well, based upon the feedback I'm getting regarding the previous post about Green Lantern, I guess I should go ahead and give a full pre-release review of the said movie. This is just what I and a few close friends have surmised about this movie based on (A. Our knowledge of Green Lantern comics, and (B. The official trailers, and (C. How we feel about the actors/actresses. Ok, read on, you Klingon:

Ok, so right off the bat I'm seeing a problem with this movie. In the comics, Hal Jordan was a respectable man, but the opening part of the trailer shows him being exceptionally unhospitable to his "lady friend" from the night before, whom he obviously has no intention of keeping, seeing as how Blake Lively is supposed to be his love interest in the film. How shallow.
Speaking of Ms. Lively, she is WAAY hot. Just saying. Moving on.
The alien who gives Hal the ring, Abin Sur, tells him to "protect our universe." What bugs me about this is that Superman is kinda already on that job, right? Like, I know he's mainly involved in protecting the earth, but he fights baddies in space too. And Supe's is like the Boss in the DC universe. That automatically renders Green Lantern invalid. This movie is losing.
The visuals in this movie are really good, I mean, everything looks pretty cool. But I expect that because CGI has been a part of movies for so long now that saying "well the graphics are good" is like saying "well boats float pretty good in water." Its just something you expect and have come to rely on.

That having been said, I have to comment about the costume: Its gay looking. It looks like he was painted in different shades of green then dusted with green glitter. Its laziness really. A real costume probably looked hokey on screen, so the art director probably just said "eff it - just put him in a green unitard and we'll make it digital." Batman has a real costume. Superman had a real costume too. Even the Marvel characters here of late have real costumes (i.e. Spiderman, X-Men, Iron Man....wait, scratch that last one...) It just seems lazy to me is all.
Now I could be totally wrong here. The movie could come out and totally blow my mind. But I'm not expecting anything fantastic about Mr. Lantern, especially since they have funnyman Ryan Reynolds starring. Yeah, THAT Ryan Reynolds, the one who ruined Deadpool. Dont even get me started on that one.

Anywho, thats my pre-release review of it all, which is subject to change. Look for my official review of Green Lantern sometime after its official release, or sometime after I feel like it.
If you really want a good one, just wait til I review the Captain America movie. Oh Holy Lord, that movie is going to be such a steamy pile. I cannot even wait for an official trailer. You just wait.
Til then, this has been an entry.

-Lee

One Day, Ill Live On The Moon...

Hey, I just want to check in and make sure this thing still works. Dont get your feathers ruffled, I dont have anuthing interesting to post, not yet anyway.
Except that I think the Green Lantern movie looks like its gonna suck, mainly cause I personally dont care about it. But, if Hal Jordan ends up actually using the ring to make a giant fist to pound someone into the ground, I will be surprised and retract my earlier comment. Otherwise, Green Lantern is a joke.
Basically thats all. Hope this wasnt as big a waste of time as it was mine.

-Lee

Reason #5720 To Never Cosplay:

This guy:



-Lee

Avatar: The Legend of Korra

I forgot to add one last picture of Korra from the new Avatar show. Enjoy!



-Lee

New Avatar TV Show?!?!?

Yes, you read that right: there is going to be a new Avatar tv show! I almost crapped when i read that myself, but guess what? I has pictures!!
First off, the name (for right now, because its still in development) is "Avatar: The Legend of Korra." Oooooo, sounds promising, right? Evidently it will follow Korra, one of the great-grandchildren of Aang, the main character of the original show, and his wife Katara, also from the original show. She is now the new Avatar, from a waterbending tribe from the looks of it. It takes place 60 or 70 years after the original.


So this first picture is of the main character, Korra, standing on a...thing, looking out at Republic City, as its called. The story is that the city, while being a veritable melting pot for all nations and tribes and people, has become overrun by crime and stuff. My guess is that Korra becomes like a Batman type figure in the city, all while learning that shes the new Avatar and coming to grips with all that jazz. But there has to be more to it than that, so here hoping. I have another picture, but im not sure it is an official picture from the actual show, but it looks like it could be.


It looks like Korra is meeting Aang, long after hes dead, while hes a spirit. Like i said, could be just a fan made picture, or maybe it could be real, not sure. But it sounds like it could be a solid show, just like the first one.
All in all, im excited. That show and the world it created for itself is waay too cool to just let die with the original. Besides, with the failure that was the movie and because it was such a slap in the face so to speak, there has to be SOMEthing to lessen the pain from that disaster. So i guess us fans of the show can take comfort that M. Night Shaymalan didnt completely kill our beloved Avatar.
Now for the bad news: the release date for the show has been set for late 2011. Im talkin like November 2011. Thats the only info i could find about its release. But hey, if thats the ONLY bad thing, then im okay with that. I can be patient.
Heres hoping that 2011 will surprise us all with this new incarnation (or REincarnation haha! Get it?) of the series and be as awesome as the first.
-Lee

How Sweet Were The Jackson 5 In This Picture? Not Even A Little Bit

Im not exactly sure what album this is from, but i just found it in my house. Im pretty sure it was a joke at the time, as much of a joke it is now, 20 some odd years later. Im also sure SOMEone out there will start feeling all nostalgic and cry cause the good old days when mullets were cool, michael was still alive/kinda black/kinda straight, and the Jackson 5 werent gay yet are over.
Well, on second thought, and based on this pic alone id say the Jackson 5 were pretty much always gay. Or most definitely were by the time this picture was made. You KNOW the artist who did it was like "oh yeeaah boyeeee! This gonna be the most dope picture of the Jackson boys yet! They gonna look so far out theyll never stop bein cool. I cant wait for Short Circuit 2!!!" Its a shame for that guy that his dream never came true.
Oh well. At least they still are all famous.....oh, wait...thats right; theyre not.
Well at least theyre still making good music......oh, crap....yeah, not that either.
Well at least theyre all still alive..........oooh right. Too soon? Sorry :/
Ok, well thats all i got for you all people. Check back for more some other time. Peace out.
Ps, Johnny 5 is alive!


-Dangerous Lee

More Demotes

i found these to be hilarious, so enjoy!

What Is A Sha-oo?

Hello there, cyberpunks. Im happy you stopped by Old Lee's blog. I have a few things to discuss wit-choo.
First off, i just wanna apologize to whoever used to read this, but stopped because i stopped. I took a break...like a long break from it all. But now im back, hopefully i wont get distracted anymore. So anyways, moving forward.

Ok, so i used to be excited about The Last Airbender, but, as it turns out, its a pile of hot, steamy crap. Its really sad because the show was so awesome, but the movie is terrible. I could go on for a very long time explaining all the things that made this movie fail, but ill narrow it down to three.
1. For some reason, M. Night Shamalama-ding-dong decided that the names of certain characters needed to be pronounced differently, probably because hes a douche. Like Aang, the main character, his name is pronounced "AH-ng" like the way the word "long" is said. Then we have Sokka, which, in the movie, is pronounced "Soaka" kinda like the way a british person would say "soaker." Then you have the way they say the word "Avatar." They say it "AH-vatar" which is just rediculous.

2. The acting is so bad that it borders on being classified as a fan-made movie. Like, im pretty sure this movie is gonna end the collective careers of every person in the whole picture. Im pretty sure if all the kids in my neighborhood got together to make an Avatar-based fan movie it would be better than the trash that Mr. M. Night Shupalupa-Poopypants decided to make. Grr..frustration.

3. The story is all over the place. Like, if youre going to make a movie of a beloved kids show you have two options. The first is that you stay completely true to the show and make as many details as possible coincide with the original production. The second is to change the story completely and make it your own thing. Being a horror/action/drama/weirdy kinda director, i would have expected Mr. M. Night Sham-Wow! to have taken the second approach.

So, thats that. I really didnt expect it to be a good movie, but i also didnt expect it to suck as badly as it did.

Well, i better stop here, mainly because i have a life and i want to other things with my day. But, have no fear, i will try to update more often. Sorry, master Yoda.
Ok, well bye.

TFU2 In Gamepro Magazine!

So I just got done reading a review of the Force Unleashed 2 in Gamepro, and it looks like it's going to be flipping amazing! They pretty much detailed like the first two missions and I will tell you about it right now:
****ATTENTION: SPOILER ALERT!****
Starkiller is a clone for sure, and the game starts off with Darth Vader going to Kamino to check on him. He walks in and Starkiller is in a prison cell, fighting against like a bunch of PROXY droids. Well one of them turns into Juno and he can't move himself to kill her and he doesn't know why.
So Darth Vader tells him that he is a clone of the original Starkiller and that they accelerated the cloning process to re-create him, but it has gone wrong for some reason and that's why he's having trouble with certain things. Darth Vader also reveals that there were a number of clones before him and that all the previous copies have gone mad (ooooh exciting!)
So Starkiller sees a force vision of when Vader betrayed and stabbed the original Starkiller in the first game, and he basically breaks out of the cloning facility, steals Vaders TIE fighter, and leaves Kamino.
He later finds out that General Rahm Kota (from the first game) is being held captive by some imperial guy on Cato Nemoidia, so he goes there to save him. He ends up having to fight in like a gladiatorial arena (like what was in the trailer) for seven days. At the end of the seven days (and after fighting the Gorog, the big thing from the trailer) he ends up saving Kota and escaping on the Rogue Shadow.
Once aboard, Kota cant believe he really is a clone because no ones ever successfully cloned a jedi. Starkiller asks what to do next and Kota makes a joke about how he should go and meditate on Kashyyyk or Dagobah, and for some reason that piques Starkillers interest, but he doesnt know why it is so important or why it resonates with him.
So he plots a course for Dagobah. Once there Kota tells him to go into the "cave of evil," as he calls it. Inside the cave he sees visions of himself reaching out and begging for help. The article says he has the opportunity to strike them down or not to, but he ends up choosing not to, basically realizing that his first response should not be to lash out, i guess.
He then sees a vision of Juno as a captain of a starship under attack and he sees her die, then she disappears. Thats where the description of the game ends. No word on if Yoda will be on Dagobah, but his voice is heard in the trailer, so im guessing its plausible to assume.
But it does go on to talk about how much more mature the game will be, stating that theyre trying to get the ESRB to let them do some things that are pretty nasty. Im guessing they want to do some dismemberment this time around. Which would only make sense, because youre using a LIGHTSABER to fight with. Actually two this time around!! And they amped up the physics and junk too.
All in all this game looks like its gonna kick major butt.
I cant wait. It said the game will be released on October 26th. So mark your calendar and start saving. Haha!!


- Dangerously Harris

Squircles: Square Circles

Attention:
I have some treats for you today. Basically, this guy who makes comics for the newspaper, Dan Pirero i think is his name, is a genius. His comics are totally funny and usually dont really have anything to do with anything. Here i have picked out a few of my favorites to share with you. His comics are really great. Check it out:


















Haha! See? My favorites are the first one and the last two, they just make me giggle.
Aslo the artist who makes these hides secret things in each one. Like theres a slice of pie, a bird, TNT, and some other things hidden, but theyre not really hard to find.
Anyway, you should check him out. Google his name or something. No, i wont do it for you! Does my web address say "www.DangerousLeeHarrisWillFulfillYourWildestDreamsForLooseChange.blogspot.com"? I think not. But that would be funny if it did. Ha!
Dismissed.

- Sgt. Dangerously Harris

Play That Funky Music, Caucaisan Young Adult

Hey all you people. It has been like forever, but i have a huge dump of pictures to unload on you, so you should be excited. First off id like to thank Geekologie for being so good at doing my job. Once again, this is another reason why out-sourcing is a good idea. Why do youre job when someone else can do it for you? Ha! Anyway, lets get to it.



This picture is of a caution label on a lazy-person lawn mower where i work. It obviously tells you not to get to close to the blades and yaddi yadda. But a guy i work with, we'll call him "Justin Yerges" for right now, said that this sign makes him think, "Caution: standing too close to mower will cause spontaneus break-dancing." Classic misrepresentation. I have never wanted to dance near those mowers. Shame shame.



Ooh! This ones great and is kind of like those "I Spy" books from when i was a kid. This lady i worked with was leaving forever and everyone signed this shirt so i took the opportunity to do a little shirt-vandalism. Ill just say this: when you see it, youll crap bricks. Ill let you find what im talking about. Its along the whole "Lees awesome" line of thinking. :D



This is a pretty cool picture i thought. It was in a book full of pictures like this, only with other foods too. I saw it at Barnes & Noble, if you were wondering.



These are my sisters and my lego characters from the lego Star Wars game (yes, that is a completely correct sentence, despite sounding weird.) Im the one on the right, fyi. Crazzy right!? Ha!



I must remember to play this! Theres a scummy truck stop gas station out by the interstate where i live and as you exit the restroom, or as i like to call it "The Hole," theres a small arcade and they have the Terminator Salvation game in it. The guns are sweet on it, but i didnt take thier picture. Up top theres an ominous T-800 looking down, disapprovingly staring at you. But that just makes me want to play it even more!



This is me being silly on a swingset. I should probably spruce this one up and make it look cooler.



There we go. Much better. One time while i was swinging on a swingset at my old elementery school, this guy shot lasers at me, but it was ok because i had my lightsaber and deflected them while things were blowing up left and right around me. But im so cool that i didnt even break my stride. And somebody was there to capture that exact moment. My life is like a box of comic books.

I think thats all i got for right now. Thats not as much as i thought itd be. But its more than it has been in a while. So you see? Geekologie hasnt put me completely out of business. Old General Lee cant be beat that easy! Ha!
Ok, well until next time, im Lee and this has been my blog that will kick you in the face.



T-800 says, "Bye!"

This One Pretty Much Sums Me Up...

So i was on the Geekologie website, or as i like to call it, "i dont have to do anything anymore," and i found a few things that pretty much just wrap everything i would like to say up in a nice little red bow and hand deliver it all to you for me. I dont think that was a complete sentence, or even properly stated, but who cares. Just click the links below to satisfy your desires, without me :(
IN CASE OF ZOMBIES...
THE COOLEST HELICHOPPTER VIDEO YOURE EVER GONNA SEE..
THE SPOCKER
CUTE HORSE/YOURE GLAD YOUR KIDS DONT LOOK LIKE THIS UGLY TOE-HEADED BOY
NEW TURTLES MOVIE FOR THE NERDS

Thats all i got. Thank you Geekologie for stealing my thunder. Jerks...

More Nerdiness Is What You Get

This picture was taken from the website www.geekologie.com. Its just a funny little tidbit that i stole from there. Its like i dont even have to keep my blog running anymore because they find all the cool stuff for me. My new phrase should be, "Lee Harris: Blogging By Proxy And Promoting Plagiarism For Over A Year Now!"
But its really a great site, trust me.
So follow the link below if you want to see one of the funnier things ive seen on that site. Enjoy!

CLICK ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

T-Shirts For Nerds?!

So i was on the Sci-Fi Wire app on my IPhone and saw some sweet t-shirts that i would like to share with "you all everybody." Some of them i understand, but others i kinda could care less, like the ones about Serenity. Its just a fact of life: Serenity will NEVER be Star Wars. It does, however, have Summer Glau in it, so i guess it gets a pass. I have to give all props to the people who run the Sci-Fi Wire app for all the captions to the photos. I wish it were my comedy, but too bad. Enjoy.   

This reminds us that the fate of the Death Star is a fitting metaphor for our economy.

If you like deceased Lost characters, pictures of old nukes, and puns based around 1970s catch phrases ... this shirt's for you. Also, you have to love teal.

This shirt combines the tri-glory of Space Invaders,The X-Files and turning blurry stock photos into T-shirts for profit.

Those who dislike Democratic presidents will probably hate this shirt. Those who dislike Republican governors will probably hate this shirt. That's the paradox of James Cameron.

If he's such a pimp, how come his palms are so hairy?

Yes, he did. It's all Monty Python crap.

If you are a huge comic-book fan, and you have a girlfriend, and you're ripped, you now have the perfect awful Christmas present.

This quartet of environmentally themed Star Warstees neglects to state an opinion on sleeping inside larger animals.

We always knew Buffy was a top and Edward was a bottom. Unless "staked" isn't some kind of a gay metaphor.

The Professor from Gilligan's Island could probably use this shirt to fix the hole in the S.S. Minnow.

This explains why homeless people are always found in recycling bins.

"Can you describe the bike thief, little boy?"

We would wager that there are at least a dozenTrek-themed pornos that begin this way.

Soooo ... Kirk gets the munchies and dives into a pile of live furry animals. Pass what you're smoking, Captain!

If you were young enough for both Star Wars and the hilarious Kids in the Hall ... when do you age?

This was way more popular than the Rodney King-themed shirts featuring stormtroopers.

"Area 51" might as well read "Agent Scully's Pants" for the entire run of that show.

This is the perfect garment for X-Men fanatics who are concerned that not enough strangers are noticing how fat they are.

... and so will this pun. Apparently for many more decades.

This is not the best shirt to look at when one is constipated.

We tried removing the logic memory center from our I.B.M. Bill Gates popped out and punched us in the face.

Flash's secret identity is not-so-subtle.

If you're in the small group who likes BOTHSerenity and Star Wars (i.e., everyone who likes either), this shirt is for you.

-Dangerously Harris