Super Dump!!!

Well, I really have nothing important to blog about today, so I'll just give you some eye candy this time.

First off, I know SOME people think that thier "bean-bag couches" are the bees knees, but I think I have found something that trumps the bean-bag couch:

Giant Cat Couch

I love the giant cat couch (its so bad), its hilarious. Can you imagine what people would think when they would first see it? They'd be like "holy sh - oh its just a couch..." It'd be so worth it.

Most everyone is familiar with the account in the Bible where Moses splits the Red Sea so the Israelites can pass through. Well, now YOU can be God! Check it out:

Moses Jacket

I'm not sure if its sacrelige what I just said, but it fit the joke and you got what I meant, I think. Y'know, the whole..hand of....God.....thing.....where he...split the....sea...so his people...........................could...................shut the heck up.

So when its cold and snowy outside, sometimes I like to pretend I'm on Hoth hanging out with Han and Chewie....well, I mean I USED to do that as a kid, not as a grown adult........not recently anyway....um, anyways, now it will be easier for OTHER nerds who do this (not me) to be "in character," thanks to this invention from Adidas:

Wookie Coat

I never wanted to be Chewie as a kid, but seeing as how I almost always got stuck as him when there were already three other kids who had taken Han, Luke, and Obi-Wan, this wouldve been handy. 

Have you ever felt like a second-string character in an epic space opera, such as Star Wars? Have you ever dreamed of seeing the supporting cast do something heroic, saving the galaxy, if you will? Well look no further than this:

Jek Porkins Saves the Galaxy

Talk about SOME PIG, Charlotte. That guy needed a specially designed X-Wing just so his ham-hocks fould fit. Was there no basic training in the Rebel Army? I mean, sure, as a pilot you dont have to be built like Arnold to fly a ship. But seriously, any military on Earth would tell this guy to drop a buck fifty or two before signing up. Even though he got roasted at the Death Star, its nice to see him get some recognition here, even if it IS posthumously. 

I love these. Theyre so hilarious, I cant even say much about them, they pretty much speak for themselves. Take a look:

All My Friends Are Dead

Epic battles only come around every so often, thats why theyre called Epic Battles. Some are so cool you can sum them up in just three words:

Zombie Versus Shark

This is also just a cool idea. Someone has taken Star Wars and set it back in the 40's, right in the middle of World War II. Take a look at these custom action figures:

If Star Wars Happened During WWII

Thats all for now. I really encourage you to take a look-see at the site SuperPunch.blogspot.com. Its got some really awesome art, stories, nerd stuff, and pretty much anything else that you SHOULD either like, or at least know about, as it may save your life one day. 

Quick question: are you ready for zombies???

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