Monday, February 14, 2011

Uh, Wow

Yeah, um, I'm just gonna throw this out there: Spiderman is gonna rock.


This is a costume win (see previous rant about Captain America). Clearly this movie will be awesome because...well...it just WILL be, ok?!
Honestly, everything about The Amazing Spiderman (official title) just makes my spider sense tingle...and itch, but thats a different story (tequila is a heck of a drink).
So yeah, this season of superhero movies is gonna be entertaining. Hopefully it won't be a repeat of back in the early 2000's when a sudden influx of superhero movies hit the scene and everyone was like "Aw snap son! X-Men gonna be taught!" But then it came out and everyone was like "Um, what happened? Hey, whats THAT?! Aw zef yo! Fantastic Four gonna rock the hizzy!" but then it came out and (despite having the amazing Jessica Alba as pure eye-candy) everyone was still like "Pfft, I'm sick of supers. Lets go see The Notebook." And thats the story of how my brother lost his Man Card. He'll tell you it happened a different way, but HE DOESN'T HAVE A BLOG...........well, actually he does. Crap. But I still have it and I wont give it back!!!
So Spidey is gonna be amazing (see what I did there? :D) and I couldn't be happier. Spiderman is my personal favorite superhero btw.
What'd suck is if both Green Lantern and Captain America were awesome beyond compare and X-Men First Class and Amazing Spiderman failed hard. I'd just give up on life. Or just be a man and say "hey I like seeing stuff blow up," and realize its just a movie. That makes me sound like the "Devils Nerdy Advocate." Haha.
Whatev.
Look for giant cobwebs to appear in New York sometime around spring of 2012. I for one cannot wait.

-Lee

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