Just kidding about that las part.
Or am I?
So first off, Batman. Or "Batfleck" as he's being called, because of being played by Ben Afleck, you know, THIS guy:
Y'know, I really want to hate Benfleck for being cast as Batman, but he looks SO cool in the new costume. And standing next to the new bat mobile in all black and white makes him look all the more cool. I realize this is kinda old news, but I feel like it's awesomeness is reason to talk about it further. Take a look:
Guh...that's so awesome looking. And not a trace of anything remotely resembling his "performance" in Gigli, or the crybaby he played in Pearl Harbor. And in Armageddon. And...well everything he's been in. Did he cry in Daredevil? I think so. I never saw Dogma, so I don't know if he cried like a girl in that or not. Well, either way, in this he looks like Batman, and a really good Batman. Pure, gritty, and tough Batman. Batman. Say it with me, BATMAN.
For Batman.
There's been a ton of Batmen. Adam West, Michael Keeton, Christian Bale, this guy:
I even tried on the cape and cowl at one point:
Don't tell me criminals wouldn't run in terror if I were standing at the end of a dark alley saying, "Swear to ME!" over and over. I would make a phat Batman. "Phat" as in "cool," not the acronym P.H.A.T., meaning "pretty hot and tempting." The more you know...
So in addition to that SWEET Batman costume, the bat mobile is even sweeter. It's got shocks, pegs......luckyyyyy. Seriously, look at this thing. It's got a machine gun on the nose:
I really don't know what Batman would do with a machine gun on the front of his car, but I'm sure it'll be really cool. Much cooler than whatever Supernerd will be driving.
Haha I mean seriously. I know Supersissy can fly and stuff, but in the area of coolness, he's really just a clown in his pj's who can punch hard. Yeah, it's powerful, but "the swift do not always win the race, nor do the mighty win the battle." Batman is tough and looks cool doing it.
Ok, ok. All joking aside, the Batman/Superman/Wonder Woman (yeah I'm not talking about Wonder Woman in this one) movie of 2015 will be pretty awesome. But not as awesome as Star Wars VII. Yep, they're making a new Star Wars movie, and with most of the original actors. How did I come by THAT knowledge??
No, I am not a wizard. This is actually old news, I just really wanted to use the pic of that guy. I'm going to use it as much as possible, just watch me. I'll be covering the new Star Wars movie(s) as news unfurls and official pictures start dropping from official sources. And I say MOST of the original actors because the most important actor is not returning for Episode VII. Of course, I'm talking about Billy Dee Williams, better known as the galaxies flyest cat, Lando Calrissian.
It's a shame, but oh well.
In other news, I have another way you can see my blog, and it may be a little easier to read for all you fogeys out there. It's over at this link. I'm sure you'll understand. Weebly is a good site for blogging and stuff. Plus, it has an AdSense button too! So make sure you click the crap outta any ads you see on this or that blog.
That's pretty much all I have for you at the moment. I know I said the next post would be a review of a movie, but the last movie I watche was The Stepford Wives with Matthew Broderick and Nicole Kidman, an I don't think you'd want my review of that. Unless you do...?
Stay with me, I'm sure I'll review something at some point. As always, thank you for coming. Have a good one.
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