In this editorial (which I guess all my posts are but who's counting?), I will address just some things I've noticed in Hollywood recently. If that seems boring to you then I guess you'll miss out on the CAKE at the end of the post, but whatever. It's your loss, but there IS cake...
So I've noticed that there seems to be a pattern arising from the cesspit known as Hollywood. It's that Disney, in particular, has a very strange effect on current and past "young Hollywood." Let me explain.
Take Robert Downy Jr. for example. He was always know as kind of a bad boy throughout the 90's and played roles that reflected that, to some degree. But as the years went by, he settled down and is now a very famous Disney actor, and a pretty good one at that.
These guys and their facial hair, seriously. The same thing happened to Johnny Depp as well, but he still takes crazy roles because he thinks he may be typecast as ONE thing, which, whatever, man. I guess when you make over a billion dollars for each movie you do you can choose to be paranoid by whatever you want. He had a bad boy image as well and did crazy things, but as he got older her joined the Disney train and became tame...ish.
Here's a picture to keep you from clicking away due to losing interest:
There, isn't that a nice picture? *Pushes cake picture closer to you* You want this...don't you? Well not till the end, so keep reading.
On the other hand, you have current celebrities who have it the completely opposite way. Take, for example, the perpetual train wreck that is Miley Cyrus. She started off as Disney's crowning achievement pop princess and has since spiraled into something just short of a flopping fish on a sandy beach with half it's eye hanging out. And for some reason people like watching that.
Whaaaaaat is that?
My point is, when did Disney start taking old rocks and shining them up, but letting the prized moneymakers THEY created fall by the wayside and go nuts? Doesn't that seem a little strange? I don't really care that they do it, it just seems unfair to the next generation of kids I guess.
By the time my daughter is old enough to have what Hollywood has to offer shoved in her face, the current "young Hollywood" of this world will be old and still acting like children, thinking that it's what people want to see. It's already happened actually.
Like those two jokers. I never saw this movie, but I don't want to. Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson? Ugh, these guys used to be funny but are now the equivalent of my dad telling dad jokes. No one laughs, because oh, my lord shut UP dad.
I think you get me. As history repeats itself, we can all enjoy some nice, moist, delicious cake, am I right? 🎂🍰 Mmm cake emojis. I said there'd be cake.
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Goodbye. My next review will be of a movie. Maybe Guardians of the Galaxy, or maybe some other as-yet-unnamed movie or Doctor Who episode. Idk. Let me know what YOU want in the comment section. And as always, thank you for reading.
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