Whoa, Chillax Man...

Hey there. It's been a thousand years. All the Harry Potter nonsense is over. All the Twilight infestations have been wiped out. And all the silly, rediculous zombie apocalypse people have been offed. What a time to be alive. That having been said, a lot has happened in the past millenium. Disney bought Star Wars, comic book movies have become popular, and Jersey Shore has finally sunk into the pits of hell where it belongs. May it rest in eternal damnation. Amen. But personally, my wife an I have a child now, and good lord please let me get some sleep. "It's great," I tell people, but really I'm lying. Haha oh, sarcasm. (Please help me) Hopefully I can become more regular on this site. It'd be wonderful. But hey if not check out my other infrequent blog over at theredhandcomic.blogspot.com. It's really great. Everything's great. Grrrrrr-8! Ok my daughter is crying so I hafta go so peace out dudes. Here a picture to make you feel not so jaded that you wasted your time reading this: