say, "hey society-look at yourself in the mirror."
I hope everyone missed me, i know i did (cue the canned laughter). Ive
made it my personal mission to keep blogging at least once a week, so
stop crying and shut up.
First things first: ladies and teenage boys, i would like to intro-
deuce you to - THE SHARKTOPUS!!! This, as you may have guessed is a
freak of nature; a shark with the body of an octopus. Its not a real
creature, and thank your lucky stars its not. Can you imagine what one
of those things could do to the ecosystem? All the multi-digitedness
of an octopus, plus all the scary-as-all-unholy-creepiness as a shark.
What a combo. And how! Moving oooon...
Next is, well, its basically the sharktopus but with a little bit of
bear thrown in. I call it THE SHARKTOBEAR!!! Ick, it would make me
produce flaming bricks from my colon if i ever met one. They dont
exist either (duh) but wouldnt that freak you out!?
Next is a pic of my avatar on xbox live. Hes wearing a shirt that says
"I found the treasure of Mélée Island and all i got was this stupid t-
shirt." its kindof an inside joke. Ive been playing this old Lucasarts
game called "The Secret of Monkey Island," and in it you begin the
game on this island called Mélée island. Your character wants to be a
pirate and has to complete three trials before he can be one. One of
the trials is to find the treasure of Mélée island. When you find it,
inside the chest is a t-shirt that says,"I found the treasure of
Mélée Island and all i got was this stupid t-shirt." So i found it
funny that they had this in the xbox live marketplace, so i got it.
End of story.
Lastly, this ones just for shiggles. Its a pic of a hotdog squirting
itself with ketchup and mustard. Not sure why, maybe he wants to feel
tasty, or maybe he wants to look like an even hotter dog, but despite
all this, it makes me laugh. The amount of joy hes getting from doing
that is histerical. And sick. It makes me hungry and uncomfortable.
Anyway, thats all i have right now. Ill update more when i have
material. But this economy isnt lookin good, so hang on to your butts
and remember:
The best way to survive the zombie uprising is to be prepared before
it happens!!!
Thank you, and goodnight.
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