Have You Ever Felt Like You Were Suffocating, But Then You Take Off Your Socks And Then You Feel Better? Yeah, Me Either

Boy, that snow sure does suck. 

But you know what sucks worse than a crap-ton of snow? These things:

-Twilight

-The Band "Grizzley Bear"

-A zit on your lip

-Twilight

-Being old enough to work but too young to retire

-Drowning

-Twilight

Those are just a few. But moving on. 

Let me tell you a story:

My dad tints windows for a living (SALES PITCH: D. T. Services now comes to YOU! Got sun? Get tint! Call for details). Anyway, so he figured out that he could buy his film from a place in China that has the exact same product he used to get here in the U.S., only cheaper and more of it.

Still with me? Ok. So he sends an email to this company asking for prices and what other products they carry blah blah blah and he got a response recently. And here, now, is the honest to God real response email he received, in all of its broken engrish glory:

Hi Dan

Thank you for your reply! It is Choi who is general manager at Nexfil USA.

Refer to your question, there should not be any necessary for you to purchase minimum quantities required at the moment. As long as we have stocks, you would be able to welcomed to purchase even 1roll.
We call Premium Grade(Dyed Extruded 2Ply) is color stable and life time warranty for all. Herewith I attach the file of our warranty form for auto and commercial items.

If you have any question, please contact me or Jennie.

Choi

Oh trust me Choi, i has question. 

I would love to diagram this email with an English major. Maybe it just translates weird from Chinese to Amurrican (yes, Amurrican), but its just silly sounding when read out loud. The "even 1roll" part makes me giggle. 

Anyway, i dont have any pictures to post so i thought id amuse you with words this time. And it was worth it, yes? Thought so. 

Thats all for now.  

-Dangerously Harris