Sweet Dreams Are Made Of The Following Things (Who Am I To Disagree?)

1. This is a Michael Jackson mask i found at a CVS. I didnt buy it,
mainly cause i didnt want to have to see the cashiers expression when
i paid for it, cause i knew hed give me the "youre pathetic" look. I
should have gotten it. If its still there next time i go, i will.
2. This is me with a giant spider on my face. Is it real? You tell me.
Im still alive, so theres a clue.
3. Next we have a lady i saw at my workplace wearing this jean jacket
with a very majestic looking OWL on the back. What motivated her to
buy (or make, idk) this piece of apperal? Im not sure, i didnt ask. I
should have. I would have lied and said something like my aunt loves
owls and i thought she would like one of those sweet and totally in-
style jackets, then ask where she got it. Knowing my "luck" shed be
like, "oh i made it! I can make one for you!" Id let her. Itd totally
be worth it. Anyway. Moving on.
4. This is a water heater that we have yet to trash at my job. For
some reason i saw that someone had written "destroy" real big on it,
which inspired me to doodle the death star blowing it up. One of the
managers saw what i had done and wrote "Jeff Tarr loves this water
heater!" on the side. His name is Jeff Tarr, fyi, obviously.
5. Lastly i am posting this pic from some artwork from the game
"Mirrors Edge" for two reasons:
A. Because this game features free-running as the main mode of
transportation, and that awesome.
B. Because the main character is a hott asian girl. What more could
anyone want?
Anywho, thats all i have right now, so just check back in for more of
my sporadic blog entries, for no apparent reason.