Stick A Feather In Your Cap And Call It Macaroni

Just thought id share this with you people, since i havent posted in a
while.
I saw this at work today. My initial reaction was, "what the..? Did i
just see an old man wearing a cowboy hat with a white feather AND a
purple feather stuck in it?"
So yeah, thats what this is. I WOULD be inclined to call him a pimp
but his cane was less "whats up ladies?" and more "whats up-who am i?"
So that ruled out that possibility.
Plus, as a bonus, ive added a picture (that i found on Twitter) of a
Rancor wearing headphones. Rancors listen to hardcore rap and are
available to DJ for weddings and bar mitzvahs if you just ask, fyi.
Anyway, thats all. See you next time.