Stuck In A Ditch Explaination

Today, i got stuck in a ditch.
So i went on a delivery today at the end of my shift at 4:30pm. The driver, Tim, and i were headed out to the Princes Lakes area (aka the boonies, or the middle if flipping nowhere).
So we drive all the way there, go to back-in to the guys driveway and it didnt work. So I get out and Tim drives a ways down the road to a driveway and goes to back out when he somehow gets the back end jammed into the side of the ditch and his back tires get stuck in the wet and muddy grass (see the picture?). His wheels just spin when we try to get out.
We put boards and cardboard underneath the tires, but nothing was freeing the truck. So we finished the actual delivery for the people we came out to, which they were happy they finally have a refrigerator to put crap in, and called a towing company.
So now we are waiting for the tow truck to get us free, that is if he can even do it. Our truck is a doozy.
Right now, sitting in the cab of the truck writing this, in the dark (cause its 7:24pm and the suns gone down), ive never been so ready to go home and sleep, like, im dozing right now. Thats the only cool thing: its really peaceful out here. Its quiet except for the frogs and crickets making thier noises. But thats the ONLY good thing. Oh, and im getting paid overtime too.
In short, i hate this.
UPDATE:
So we waited until around 8:40pm for the tow truck to show up to tow us out of the ditch, and it took another half hour or so to actually get the monster out. We finally got back to the store right at 9:31pm, just in time to clock out with the last four people still there.
This night blew so hard i dont even want to work tomorrow. In fact, not only should i get to keep my overtime (a full 5 hours worth), but i should get to leave early friday too. Again, i cannot stress the hate i feel for today.
Today, i got stuck in a ditch.
-Dangerously Harris

-Dangerously Harris

Stuck In A Ditch

The Coolest Thing I Have Seen All Day...

check this out, hopefully it will work:
Iron Man vs Bruce Lee @ Yahoo! Video/div>

if this didnt work, just go here to see it:

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/4711867/12590475

"And I Thought They Smelled Bad On The Outside!

I have some weird fascination with the Tauntauns from Star Wars. And
for some reason i always find weird pictures of them. Like this one
for instance.
This is a close up of a wedding cake made to look like the scene where
Han Solo stuffs Luke Skywalker inside the dead Tauntaun.

The Don't Society

The message below didnt send along with the pictures. Enjoy my words:

I am starting a new movement called The "Don't" Campaign. Its like Nike's slogan that says, "Just Do It," only the opposite. It is pretty straightforward: If you find that you have even the slightest bit of apprehension about something - DON'T DO IT. Here are some examples using the above pictures:
1. If you are going on lunch at work and are tired, and you get to feeling like you just wish you had someplace ELSE to catch a few z's, then sleeping in your truck in the parking lot with the windows down is probably not a good idea. DON'T DO IT.
2. If you are taking a new picture for your Facebook or Myspace and amid the normal pictures you decide to be an idiot and come up with something like what this poor schlup did (whos lower face-area looks like its trying to escape to somewhere away from his "foreverginity"), then re-evaluate your choice and DON'T DO IT.
3. This one with the wolves just intimidates me. Whoever made this clearly has a wolf obsession and wants to share that with the world. In this case i would say that if you have the same thoughts of sharing, id advise you against it and say "DON'T DO IT."
There. Thats my idea. If you want to join, then do it. If not, then DON'T DO IT.  Basically, what im saying is just use your head, be smart, and dont be afraid to NOT go through with something that youre not comfortable with. Unless, like in the first picture of the sleeping man, you get too comfortable and check out right in your truck. I really hope he woke up 3 hours after he was supposed to be back and had to stay late to make up for the time he lost. I really do. Ha.
Anyway, ill leave you with this last "DON'T" situation:
4. This one has no picture and youll see why. If you have to fart real bad but think you might drop a deuce (a ha-duken, a loaf, or the hershy-squirts) right there in your pants if you try, DON'T DO IT!!!
Thats all. You are dismissed.
-Dangerously Harris

-Dangerously Harris