Notice anything strange here?

This was a car in the parking lot of Lowe's.
I hope that foot is fake, but at the same time, i hope it wasnt.
Hmm...ill feel bad if the newspapaer headlines read, "Man Rescued From
Car In Lowe's Parking Lot, Victim Says He Tried To Signal People With
Foot, But Had No Success:
Tom Johnson, 43, was trapped in his trunk for 13 hours this Tuesday
after what the victim calls, "an accident."
"I was putting groceries in my trunk when all the sudden, someone
pushed me inside. It was dark. I finally got out, but never saw who
rescued me. I dont know who pushed me either. I reckon it was a ninja
or something."
Unfortunately Mr. Johnson died immidiately after that statement, due
to a shruiken that came from seemingly nowhere and lodged itself in
the mans cerebellum. He was 43."

P.S. I am a ninja...fyi

this is weird...

i found this, and i was immediately creeped out. what if there were really catbirds? theyd all be chasing eachother around. it brings new meaning to the phrase, "i thought i saw a pussy cat...i did, i did!"

im just saying

The Weekend

so this weekend was eventful, but uneventful at the same time. it was eventful in the sense that i accomplished...

well not a whole lot, but i did....

i didnt accomplish crap, come to think of it...man i suck :/

i hung out with family alot and played The Beatles Rock Band for like 24 total hours. i kinda missed a chance that might have turned out good for me, but i have "diet mountain dew" nerves, to quote a friend of mine.

i did bowl though. and any day that you bowl and dominate, even if you are playing with kids 16 and younger, is a good day.

and if you havent guessed by now, those pics up there are sleeping bags in the form of Tauntaun from Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. in that movie, Luke Skywalker gets attacked by this ice creature and is saved from certain death by Han Solo. to keep the unconscious Luke warm, Han Solo cuts open the Tauntaun with Luke's lightsaber and shoves him inside. so it is appropriate that the zipper is a small lightsaber, and the inside of the sleeping bag looks like guts. you can buy this genius idea at the website ThinkGeek.com as well as other really funny yet useful things. check it out.

long story short - i need a girlfriend.

I cant sleep

My room feels like the 70's right now (your reaction: "what?" then you
read it again. It still doesnt make sense, does it?). I dont know what
that means either, but i think it has to do with...maybe its my light.
I probably need a new bulb and its just faded or something, but for
some reason i just think my room wants orange and brown shag carpet
and polyester pants everywhere (your reaction: "whAT?" then you repeat
what you just read cause you kinda think its funny).
Am i off my rocker? Seriously, im going to go to sleep now.
Can you digg it? (your reaction: "oh i get it-thats a phrase from back
then. That was the weirdest post ive ever read. Whats he on?").
-Dangerously Harris

3rd round of bowling...

And im dominating-hard.