Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Notice anything strange here?

This was a car in the parking lot of Lowe's.
I hope that foot is fake, but at the same time, i hope it wasnt.
Hmm...ill feel bad if the newspapaer headlines read, "Man Rescued From
Car In Lowe's Parking Lot, Victim Says He Tried To Signal People With
Foot, But Had No Success:
Tom Johnson, 43, was trapped in his trunk for 13 hours this Tuesday
after what the victim calls, "an accident."
"I was putting groceries in my trunk when all the sudden, someone
pushed me inside. It was dark. I finally got out, but never saw who
rescued me. I dont know who pushed me either. I reckon it was a ninja
or something."
Unfortunately Mr. Johnson died immidiately after that statement, due
to a shruiken that came from seemingly nowhere and lodged itself in
the mans cerebellum. He was 43."

P.S. I am a ninja...fyi

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