Sunday, April 3, 2011

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Oh GOD, the end is near.

This is a total perversion of...of...of everything! I hope whoever made this only did it as a joke, because if it was made by some STUPID girl who decided to mash-up her two favorite love stories then she needs to be lobotomized in a large way. But even then, I don't want this to even exist.

I realize I haven't filled you in on what is so disturbing to me, so here it is:

Break Out the Wooden Stakes - I'm Going On A Rampage!

This hurts me. It makes me physically ill. It's just wrong on so many levels. I love Avatar as it is; I don't need some sparkly, douched-up, sissified, watered-down, tweeny, bull-crap, horror abortion like Twi-gay ruining it completely.

I realize this is all just for two movies that are just that - movies. But, as I see it, other people and myself would have the same reaction if someone tried to mash-up Avatar with The Godfather. They are movies about two completely different things; I don't want them to be mixed. And if I would have an adverse reaction to THAT mash-up, then you understand and hopefully agree with my reaction to THIS smash-up.

To mix ANYTHING with Twilight, even for a humorous reason, is like drinking a whole bottle of laxatives - you're only going to end up with alot of extra crap you never needed and only wanted to get rid of in the first place.

I Hate Twilight

Also this:

I Really Hope You Get This Reference

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