Friday, April 29, 2011

The Dragon Master Dual

If his training video wasn't enough to get you hot, check out his dual with this pig-tailed.......guy. I'm sure this was a battle for the ages. We are ever so blessed that a camera was rolling whilst these legendary foes finally settled the score. But who will win? Let's watch!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOs-wyQszR8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I guess the asian chick won :/

Huh. I guess THAT result makes more sense than one of the two chuckle heads in the foreground winning; as they swing at the air, never landing a punch........except for when Pig-Tail Guy KINDA stuck that one kick sorta....or was it just a leg flail? Who knows.

I'm sure it all looked and felt incredibly awesome in thier own minds, which is all that really matters in the end...to them. To us it's that there was a camera there to let us glimpse a level of dorkiness we never actually want to be any part of, but will always be willing to make fun of.

-Lee

The Dragon Twister

Skip to 5:10 to have your mind BLOWN, or watch the full 6:34 for complete euphoric sweetness:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbLTepYm3z8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Im not sure how this kid IS'NT an international sex symbol and all-around bamf, but just because he's not doesn't mean that he's a failure.

No, inside everyone of us there is a small portion that truly wants to be as awesome as him, mullet and all (0:46).

And despite his clumsy swordplay, his comfortableness with the fact that his mom is taping him, and confidence in his ability (useful or not; you decide), he does manage to make you laugh, with or at him. And at the end of it all, he made you watch his total domination of the "Dragon Twister" move all over that baseball diamond/bleacher area, which I'm sure took him years to perfect and, obviously, master.

You go, Dragon Master. Get down with your bad self.

P.S. Before anyone asks, NO, this is not me. My mullet is waaaay sweeter than his.

-Lee "The Dragon Master"

Monday, April 25, 2011

Ronald Jenkees - Throwing Fire

I dare you to listen to this guys song and try to NOT bob your head to its beat. Just try:


Check out this video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O2aH4XLbto&feature=youtube_gdata_player


-Lee

Saturday, April 23, 2011

The Strangest Thing You'll See All Day

I really hope you think about this picture hours later and go "what the crap WAS that!?" Cause seriously, what the crap is happening here?!

We have a large, hairy, middle-eastern strongman who is very average looking (with a rather dashing moustache, btw), HOLDING a pocket-sized, blonde-haired, infantile, middle-eastern, sorta-strongman who is wearing Mickey Mouse diapers...? I just dont know. He also has a sweet moustache.

Things like this just freak me out and give me nightmares. Just imagine seeing THAT guy in your dreams........I mean, PICK ONE; they are both equally creepy!

Anyway, like I said, my goal is for you to have this image with you all day, cause just TRY and forget this one. Its next to impossible. Besides, it would break little Habib's heart if you do. Just look at that face; its one only his mother (pictured, on the right) could love.

Peace out.

Monday, April 4, 2011

New Name, New Rants, Same Everything Else

If you have'nt noticed by now, I have changed the name of this blog from being Dangerous, to Nerdstalgic. It's literally the same in every way, just now I have a catchy (almost copywrite infringing) name and URL.

If you are having problems viewing the site, just send me an email at

DangerousLeeHarris@GMail.com

That is all for now. I look forward to hearing comments/lawsuit issues if they arise.

Peace!

Sunday, April 3, 2011

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Oh GOD, the end is near.

This is a total perversion of...of...of everything! I hope whoever made this only did it as a joke, because if it was made by some STUPID girl who decided to mash-up her two favorite love stories then she needs to be lobotomized in a large way. But even then, I don't want this to even exist.

I realize I haven't filled you in on what is so disturbing to me, so here it is:

Break Out the Wooden Stakes - I'm Going On A Rampage!

This hurts me. It makes me physically ill. It's just wrong on so many levels. I love Avatar as it is; I don't need some sparkly, douched-up, sissified, watered-down, tweeny, bull-crap, horror abortion like Twi-gay ruining it completely.

I realize this is all just for two movies that are just that - movies. But, as I see it, other people and myself would have the same reaction if someone tried to mash-up Avatar with The Godfather. They are movies about two completely different things; I don't want them to be mixed. And if I would have an adverse reaction to THAT mash-up, then you understand and hopefully agree with my reaction to THIS smash-up.

To mix ANYTHING with Twilight, even for a humorous reason, is like drinking a whole bottle of laxatives - you're only going to end up with alot of extra crap you never needed and only wanted to get rid of in the first place.

I Hate Twilight

Also this:

I Really Hope You Get This Reference

Just This:

Chew-bike-ah