Im Pretty Sure This Is A Guy...

Have you ever heard of Chobits? Look them up. Theyre cute, anime
chicks with those weird ear things on the sides of thier head, not
dudes. And, like the DUDE here is showing us......wait, wait,
WAITaminute.............
Ok, yeah, thats a guy.
What the crizzap is he doing?!? Like, did he really think this was a
good idea? Nothing makes sense in this picture.
Its a dude dressed like a chick.
It has brown eyebrows with blonde hair.
Its a guy in a dress.
And it needs some Neutrogena - BAD.
Ugh...im sorry for posting this, cause its so disgusting to look at.
But man i just had to share my horror with someone else so i wasnt the
only one who had bad dreams tonight.
Ick...i think i just threw up in my mouth a little....
Ima go take a Rolaids. Peace out.

S. E. N. A. S.

I am forming a SUPER EXTREME NINJA ACTION SQUAD called, S.E.N.A.S., or the SUPER EXTREME NINJA ACTION SQUAD!!! This is a ninja squad of unparalleled proportions! The requirements are as follows: Be awesome, Sneak around as much and as often as possible, Never actually kill anybody, because its against the law, and ninjas obey the law, Say "NINJA!" as often as possible, Always have an alibi (just in case you get caught, but dont get caught and this will cease to be a problem!!!) If you want to join, choose a color, any color except black (because every ninja already wears black) to wear as your own specific color. This color can be on anything. Meaning, if you choose the color red like me, for instance, you can wear a red bandana around your neck, or a red bracelet, or a red earring, or a red shirt, shoelaces, pants, fingernails, lipstick, glasses, shoes, jackets, underwear, rings-you get the idea. Basically, this is for fun only, just so we all can have an awesome inside joke and share it with anybody or nobody.

Our symbol is on that last, black and red picture, down on the lower left. I know, it looks like the one from Naruto, but hey, im a flipping NINJA! Who says i cant steal basic designs, tweak them, and make them my own? Nobody, thats right.

Finally, every good ninja squad has a secret phrase that identifies them as a certain group. Our secret phrase will be, "Have you seen any NINJAS?" the secret response is, "NO!" If anyone responds with anything other that "NO," they are NOT part of the ninja squad. Understand? If not, its okay, just ask me and i will explain it in greater detail.

Anyway, thats all, just have fun with this and let me know what you think, whether you like it or not.

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of The Following Things (Who Am I To Disagree?)

1. This is a Michael Jackson mask i found at a CVS. I didnt buy it,
mainly cause i didnt want to have to see the cashiers expression when
i paid for it, cause i knew hed give me the "youre pathetic" look. I
should have gotten it. If its still there next time i go, i will.
2. This is me with a giant spider on my face. Is it real? You tell me.
Im still alive, so theres a clue.
3. Next we have a lady i saw at my workplace wearing this jean jacket
with a very majestic looking OWL on the back. What motivated her to
buy (or make, idk) this piece of apperal? Im not sure, i didnt ask. I
should have. I would have lied and said something like my aunt loves
owls and i thought she would like one of those sweet and totally in-
style jackets, then ask where she got it. Knowing my "luck" shed be
like, "oh i made it! I can make one for you!" Id let her. Itd totally
be worth it. Anyway. Moving on.
4. This is a water heater that we have yet to trash at my job. For
some reason i saw that someone had written "destroy" real big on it,
which inspired me to doodle the death star blowing it up. One of the
managers saw what i had done and wrote "Jeff Tarr loves this water
heater!" on the side. His name is Jeff Tarr, fyi, obviously.
5. Lastly i am posting this pic from some artwork from the game
"Mirrors Edge" for two reasons:
A. Because this game features free-running as the main mode of
transportation, and that awesome.
B. Because the main character is a hott asian girl. What more could
anyone want?
Anywho, thats all i have right now, so just check back in for more of
my sporadic blog entries, for no apparent reason.

Because I Am

We're The Planeteers And You Can Be One Too

Did anyone ever watch "Captain Planet?" I did and it was the worst best show ever. It was like a "save the earth" bat sports show that tried to get kids to recognize that we can heal the earth or some other bat sports. 

Anyway this is a guy dressed as the captain himself, but hes smoking, and the real captain would never do that. So its funny. 

Thats all i got but feel free to join me as i sing the Captain Planet theme song:

Captain Planet, hes our hero...

Gonna take pollution down to zero...

"The Power Is YOURS!"

-Dangerously Harris

This Is Awesome

This picture is so cool that it made me think of an inconsistancy in
the Star Wars movies.
Okay, so in Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Anakin Skywalker is
describing to Qui-Gon Jinn and Jar Jar Binks that all the slaves on
Tattooine have a transmitter placed in thier bodies that tells the
owner where they are. And any attempt to remove it and the owner blows
the transmitter up, killing the slave.
Now heres the inconsistancy: did Anakin ever remove his? Like, after
he became Darth Vader, did he find it and take it out? What if one day
his previous owner, Watto, got disgruntled and pushed the explode
button. How funny would it be if Darth and Luke are fighting and he
chops off his hand and says, "Luke, I am your..." KABOOM! And he blows
up! Haha!
Anyway, thats all. This is a samurai version of Darth and some jedi
dude. Enjoy.

Dont Worry Peeps...

I know youre all freaking out because i havent posted in a while, but
please dont worry. HELP IS COMING! I am gathering a treasure trove
(yes, i really did just say "treasure trove," whatever a trove is) of
goodies/tidbits (tidbits? really?) to bestow upon you. Its just taking
some time to collect it all together.
In the meantime though, enjoy this picture of...well, you tell me. I
was parusing Flickr and stumbled upon this crazy mishmash of an animal
jamboree (what is with these words im using!?) where each one is
wearing a hat or some form of "cranium accessory." Its awesome is what
it is. Thats all i have to say about it because it would take too long
for me to talk about each one of these creatures in depth. I only wish
the artist who created this masterpiece would have included llamas.
Llamas with hats. Aww yeah.
Anyway, check back soon for more sweet-awesome things from me,
Dangerous Lee.

Stick A Feather In Your Cap And Call It Macaroni

Just thought id share this with you people, since i havent posted in a
while.
I saw this at work today. My initial reaction was, "what the..? Did i
just see an old man wearing a cowboy hat with a white feather AND a
purple feather stuck in it?"
So yeah, thats what this is. I WOULD be inclined to call him a pimp
but his cane was less "whats up ladies?" and more "whats up-who am i?"
So that ruled out that possibility.
Plus, as a bonus, ive added a picture (that i found on Twitter) of a
Rancor wearing headphones. Rancors listen to hardcore rap and are
available to DJ for weddings and bar mitzvahs if you just ask, fyi.
Anyway, thats all. See you next time.