Fake Iphone

This is my fabricated Iphone that i made today.
Its made from two pieces of hard plastic, about 1/2 an inch worth of
paper (for filler inside), a printout of the Iphone home screen, clear
packing tape, and black sharpie marker.
This things legit.
Funny part is that im gonna throw it around like crazy tomorrow to
make people freak out like i really just threw my Iphone across the
room.
What would really suck is if i pulled out my REAL Iphone and threw it.
Then id die.
So heres to hoping that doesnt happen, and that i dont get fired!

...if i have to say "i hope i dont get fired," is this really worth
doing? Opinions?

Notice anything strange here?

This was a car in the parking lot of Lowe's.
I hope that foot is fake, but at the same time, i hope it wasnt.
Hmm...ill feel bad if the newspapaer headlines read, "Man Rescued From
Car In Lowe's Parking Lot, Victim Says He Tried To Signal People With
Foot, But Had No Success:
Tom Johnson, 43, was trapped in his trunk for 13 hours this Tuesday
after what the victim calls, "an accident."
"I was putting groceries in my trunk when all the sudden, someone
pushed me inside. It was dark. I finally got out, but never saw who
rescued me. I dont know who pushed me either. I reckon it was a ninja
or something."
Unfortunately Mr. Johnson died immidiately after that statement, due
to a shruiken that came from seemingly nowhere and lodged itself in
the mans cerebellum. He was 43."

P.S. I am a ninja...fyi

this is weird...

i found this, and i was immediately creeped out. what if there were really catbirds? theyd all be chasing eachother around. it brings new meaning to the phrase, "i thought i saw a pussy cat...i did, i did!"

im just saying

The Weekend

so this weekend was eventful, but uneventful at the same time. it was eventful in the sense that i accomplished...

well not a whole lot, but i did....

i didnt accomplish crap, come to think of it...man i suck :/

i hung out with family alot and played The Beatles Rock Band for like 24 total hours. i kinda missed a chance that might have turned out good for me, but i have "diet mountain dew" nerves, to quote a friend of mine.

i did bowl though. and any day that you bowl and dominate, even if you are playing with kids 16 and younger, is a good day.

and if you havent guessed by now, those pics up there are sleeping bags in the form of Tauntaun from Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. in that movie, Luke Skywalker gets attacked by this ice creature and is saved from certain death by Han Solo. to keep the unconscious Luke warm, Han Solo cuts open the Tauntaun with Luke's lightsaber and shoves him inside. so it is appropriate that the zipper is a small lightsaber, and the inside of the sleeping bag looks like guts. you can buy this genius idea at the website ThinkGeek.com as well as other really funny yet useful things. check it out.

long story short - i need a girlfriend.

I cant sleep

My room feels like the 70's right now (your reaction: "what?" then you
read it again. It still doesnt make sense, does it?). I dont know what
that means either, but i think it has to do with...maybe its my light.
I probably need a new bulb and its just faded or something, but for
some reason i just think my room wants orange and brown shag carpet
and polyester pants everywhere (your reaction: "whAT?" then you repeat
what you just read cause you kinda think its funny).
Am i off my rocker? Seriously, im going to go to sleep now.
Can you digg it? (your reaction: "oh i get it-thats a phrase from back
then. That was the weirdest post ive ever read. Whats he on?").
-Dangerously Harris

3rd round of bowling...

And im dominating-hard.

Oh yeah...

And i got this today.
Jealous?

Tim SMASH!!!

This is a pic of one of my co-workers (that would look like cow-
workers, like moo-cow, if you put the hyphen in the wrong place ha!)
who got mad today. It was funny cause we all kicked stuff and threw
crap around like we were angry, even though we werent. I also made and
Iphone out of plastic and cardboard and threw it around to freak
people out. Ill put a pic of that on here later.
Basically, today was a win, because i accomplished nothing and sooo
much at the same time.
Ps. Thats not actually the guy i work with, but merely a doll who is
angry and has his nametag. I rock.

Baby

This is my cousins baby, Sophie eating her own foot.
Awww...cannibalism never looked so cute.
And thats not my leg next to her, thats my sisters leg. My legs are
not that smooth. Promise.

Princess Leia

She has vampire fangs. I mean...what else do you want me to say?

When you see it...

Two points of interest here:
1. I never knew there was a food item called "Lee" (what is it and
where can i get some?)
2. The "Lee" expired before the seafood!?

Im Amazing

Have you ever won the Nobel Prize and thought, "ugh, not again!" ?
Yeah, me either.

Because its funny

Thats why.

The Best Website EVER

People, i was told today about the best thimg since the internet was invented:
www.peopleofwalmart.com
It is so glorious, i cannot describe it. Please join me in my joy of this site.
Trust me.

-Dangerously Harris

Episodes 11, 12, and 13

Go to thedailymeal.mypodcast.com to listen to the new episodes of The
Daily Meal!!! And leave us comments or we will cry.

-Dangerously Harris

Cheese Slap

My sister was being a spaz, so i slapped her with a cheese slice to
put her in her place, cause shes a woman. Im just kidding.

ok, this is retarded you guys...

this used to be a regular cartoon looking car, but i decided to Lee-ify it. its crazy and creepy, and i thought you would love to enjoy my artwork...that gives me an idea! i should start putting my artwork on here...im a genius.

peace out

Taylor Swift Ft T pain Thug Story

Check out this video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz10BUCP2dE&feature=youtube_gdata

-Dangerously Harris

"Thug Story"

Everyone needs to listen to this song, its flipping hilarious.
Its by Taylor Swift feat. T-Pain. Trust me on this one, its funny.

-Dangerously Harris

this is the image of Shambo, one of the new cast-aways on Survivor Samoa this season. if you listen to my podcast you will hear us talk about this woMAN and how shes amazingly horrible. enjoy!

Jesus Rode Dinosaurs, Apparently...

i found this whilst surfing the web looking for an old book i used to read in my elementary school library. i cant find that book for the life of me, but, as a consolation prize, i found this wonderful example of... ignorance?...i think thats the word for it. anyway, enjoy this little tidbit.

Im at Cheesecake Factory...

And there is a fly trapped on the other side of that glass. And on the
other side of that glass is, you guessed it, the kitchen.
Im just saying.

Darn you Lex Luthor!!!

This is histerical, and random.

Home

So we made it and now is the unpacking phase. This part bites. But in
coming home i have realized how small our toilet is. That sounds
weird, but you look next time you are at a hotel or even restaraunts-
they all have these ginormous toilets to accomodate all the big people
of the world, i guess. Anyway, i just thought youd like to know that.
Peace out, friends.
Ps. Tell your friends about me! Unless your friends are my friends
which would mean that i already told them, and i dont want to confuse
people.

Just dont tell people who dont matter, if you catch my drift
here...*wink!*

-Dangerously Harris

Wingys

I dont know if you know, but i have wings.

Look!

I got wings, do you see them?

I got wings!!!

Im an official captain now. Suckas!!!

Waiting for our flight out...

This was in the Universal Studios gift shop at the airport. Emilys
getting friendly with Spidaman

Last day random phrases...

-"well she said, 'thats your birthday present!' haha"
-"i did that in school all the time," "and did you have any friends?"
-"its sparkly"
-"i wanna scoot down this thing like Mary Poppins"
-"im on a boat we are on a boat"
-"its crazy dude"

-Dangerously Harris

So evidently...

If i go to our pool/hot tub by myself, i could pass out and drown.
Yes, because i have a long history of passing out in hottubs.
I know, right?

-Dangerously Harris

The Last Supper

We are eating our last dinner here. Its sad, but im ready to go home.
Tomorrow should be fun; sullenly packing, then driving sadly to the
airport, then walking crestfallen to the terminal for our depressing
flight back home.
Im gonna go cry now.

-Dangerously Harris

Aww yea

Me and a dinosaur. Nuff said.

Haha

Look a the guy at the top! Hes freakimg out! Man i wish id seen that
earlier...

This guy...

Is serious.

Sexy?

Sexy?

Bear?

Bear?

Ape?

Ape?

Theories

My dad thinks it was a mob hit that we got our camera stolen (not even
joking), mom thinls it was someone who thought my sister and i were
funny and want to post our video on Youtube (again, not kidding), my
sister thinks it was a tourist who wanted to make a quick buck, and i
think this whole situation is bat sports.

-Dangerously Harris

Earlier i made the comment that the guy who told us about the canadian gypsies was bs. When i say "bs" i mean...bat..sports. Its an expression that means, "thats bat sports". Just to clarify.

Your guess...

I would usually have something to say here, but in this case i think
this is a "wtf" moment.
What
The
Funk?

One of the coolest things ive ever seen

Is this monkey riding a motorcycle, and it was on a shirt.
But for $28.00 i decided to pass.
I dont need moto-monkees to look cool.

Heres a bit of randomness for you:

I was in line for the Haunted Mansion when some guy in front of us
yelled "I LOVE A WET NIPPLE!!!"
Thats it. :)3

-Dangerously Harris

Im sick

Of the smelly people.

-Dangerously Harris

Here is...

A pic to go along with that sound clip, if it works.

Abiance

I dont know if thos will work, but here is a sound clip of magic
kingdom and its music and crowd. Its not long.

I dont know this guy...

But i took his pic anyway.

HES WEARING ALL RED!!!!!!

Japanese candy

My sister bought this stuff.
The girl inside said it was "reary dericious"

Winner

She was so horrible, i just had to get her picture.

Bruce Mee

I was like, "bruce lee shirts in disney?"
But then i realized i was in china, so of course they have bruce lee
harris shirts.

Test Track Pic

This is our pic from the ride.
We look crazy except for my mom who looks like shes posing for her
senior picture. Haha

On Test Track

This is us on Test Track. Still havent found our camera.
But i got Pirates of the Caribbean playing cards. Fo twicks!

Stolen camera

So some crazy retard stole our camera and is now taping their vacation
with our camera.
The guy who we told about it just told us some bs story about gypsys
from canada that were stealing crap ten years ago....seriously?
If i find the person who took it im going to kick the ever living crap
out of them.
I hope they die.
-Dangerously Harris

Make it rain on these...

Oh! Its raining all over the place. Which sucks cause wetness equals
discomfort.
BUT, the good part is that wait times are down in the single digits.
Im talkin 5-10 minutes for big attractions like Soarin'.
-Dangerously Harris / White Kanye West

Pounded

Hard.

I went all Vincent Price and did this...

Yes, this is a pic of food, which i try to avoid at all costs, unlike
ms. Vincent Price. But, this is a special occaision.
As you can see, this has not only chocolate but also vanilla ice
cream, and a crapton of chocolate fudge and, thats right, peanut
butter (did he say peanut butter?!) Topped with choco chips and
butterscotch chips.
Oh and a cherry. As if i need any more sugar.
And yeah, your eyes do not deceive you, thats xtra peanut butter on
the side. Call me fat, i dont care.

I look like...

A white Kanye West.
Am i right or am i right?

Can you find me and my dad???

Hint: not the top left.

American Idol Experience

So my sister auditioned for the american idol thingy they have here,
but didnt make it on stage. She was real nervous and the guy told her
to audition more.
In other news, i think i may try out, just to see if i can do it. I
probably will win. Thats how good i am.
Im like a..a..a modern day...

Ahhh!

We have to get to de choppah! We must go naow!!
Ill be bahck!

Silly Emos...

If youre an emo, queer straight girl jeans wearing, scarf sissy, eye
makeup toting, long haired gay looking kid:
You cannot justify your style of dress in such hot weather. You just
cant.
I mean im hot right now and ive got shorts and one shirt on. How can
they not be having a heat stroke? I hope they have one.
The world could use less emo-gays.

-Dangerously Harris

Emily and Oprah

Me and Bill Cosby

We go way back.

Kudos

to Gavin.

-Dangerously Harris

Day Recapitulation: DRAMA!

So today we went swimming basically all day where some drama happened.
We were in the "lazy river" and i decided to go on ahead and see if i
could go all the way around and back to where my parents were super
fast. I did this cause im a freakin ninja.
So i floated up and was like "sup fools" and my parents asked where my
sister was. I didnt know. So my rents completely panicked (not
picnicked) and went ape-poop trying to find her, like running through
the place yelling her name and stuff. It was funny and embarassing at
the same time. I was completely calm and we found her like ten minutes
later.
Now, for the kicker. Before we left to come here my parents watched
the movie Taken, where the girl gets...taken by turkish prostitute
dealers and the dad goes all Rambo on them. This is a movie, but my
parents lived it, or so they say. Even though no one stole anybody!
The really funny part is that she (my sister) literally did not move.
She stayed in one spot until we found her. Which is what youre
supposed to do. But my parents went all Sherlock Holmes trying to
think where else she may have gone.
Oh and fyi - im the one who found her. The calm one. The ninja one.
Sheesh.
This just goes to show that turkish prostitue dealers do NOT vacation
in Disney World...i think :/
Goodnight.

-Dangerously Harris

Samurai Showdown

This is a samurai that i fought (cause im a ninja) in Japan. Well, not
really at the real Japan. The one at Epcot.

Kudos to the one who can tell me what "Epcot" stands for...
I love scavenger huntsz!
Now go - scavenge!

My dad and i were both sitting on a bench messing with our IPhones and i thought, "huh, we look like double-douches."
Just a thought.

I know.

Im a douche.
:)3

-Dangerously Harris

Em and i

Here is emily and myself with a duck.
I am the one with closed eyes.

My brother tells me i need more photos...

So for him, here is a photo.
Albiet random in nature, it is a photo.
So, joshua, here is a photo.

So...

My sister just asked
"how do you spell swimming?"
Then she said
"is fireworks all one word?"

Thats all.

-Dangerously Harris

According to my sister...

If you read braille, youre deaf.

Thats all.

-Dangerously Harris

I <3 asians

I snuck this pic as i was passing a few asian girls. Im like a ninja
(ha!) at sneaking pictures of people.