The first is some monks. Nothing exciting about that. Except that they
seem to be enjoying themselves-all but the dude in the back with the
sunglasses on. He seems clueless, but thats a mean trick to play on
old grampa blindazabat if you ask me. Moving on!
The next is...well...Jesus um, riding a...how do i put this...a
dinosaur. I mean sure, why not. The world has tried to claim alot of
things about Jesus, like he wasnt Gods son, and he married Mary
Magdelene, and they even say he didnt exist at all. So im not
surprised to see the claim that Jesus rode dinosaurs, cause, yknow,
they were just SO common back during those times. I like how it says
that "we know dinosaurs survived the flood (on Noahs ark)..." even
though if you read the account about Noah, it never makes any mention
at all of anything like dinosaurs. Way to go with the facts there.
I shake my head in helplessness sometimes knowing that there are
people alive today who are really, truly this OK with being as
retarded as they are.
Jesus never rode dinosaurs. And even if he did, do you really think he
would have chosen to ride on such a bloodthirsty one like the RAPTOR
hes riding in the picture?! Thats a little unsafe, even for our
Savior. Yes, he could tame the seas and raise people from the dead,
but why would he ride a scary creature to anyplace where people were
going to be around?! Dont you think theyd be like, "oh my word, Jesus
is riding a velociraptor! Run away!!!"
Just, for future reference, take this picture as a work of fiction and
not actual fact.
Anyway. I hope you enjoy.
