Saturday, May 15, 2010

Squircles: Square Circles

Attention:
I have some treats for you today. Basically, this guy who makes comics for the newspaper, Dan Pirero i think is his name, is a genius. His comics are totally funny and usually dont really have anything to do with anything. Here i have picked out a few of my favorites to share with you. His comics are really great. Check it out:


















Haha! See? My favorites are the first one and the last two, they just make me giggle.
Aslo the artist who makes these hides secret things in each one. Like theres a slice of pie, a bird, TNT, and some other things hidden, but theyre not really hard to find.
Anyway, you should check him out. Google his name or something. No, i wont do it for you! Does my web address say "www.DangerousLeeHarrisWillFulfillYourWildestDreamsForLooseChange.blogspot.com"? I think not. But that would be funny if it did. Ha!
Dismissed.

- Sgt. Dangerously Harris

Monday, May 10, 2010

Play That Funky Music, Caucaisan Young Adult

Hey all you people. It has been like forever, but i have a huge dump of pictures to unload on you, so you should be excited. First off id like to thank Geekologie for being so good at doing my job. Once again, this is another reason why out-sourcing is a good idea. Why do youre job when someone else can do it for you? Ha! Anyway, lets get to it.



This picture is of a caution label on a lazy-person lawn mower where i work. It obviously tells you not to get to close to the blades and yaddi yadda. But a guy i work with, we'll call him "Justin Yerges" for right now, said that this sign makes him think, "Caution: standing too close to mower will cause spontaneus break-dancing." Classic misrepresentation. I have never wanted to dance near those mowers. Shame shame.



Ooh! This ones great and is kind of like those "I Spy" books from when i was a kid. This lady i worked with was leaving forever and everyone signed this shirt so i took the opportunity to do a little shirt-vandalism. Ill just say this: when you see it, youll crap bricks. Ill let you find what im talking about. Its along the whole "Lees awesome" line of thinking. :D



This is a pretty cool picture i thought. It was in a book full of pictures like this, only with other foods too. I saw it at Barnes & Noble, if you were wondering.



These are my sisters and my lego characters from the lego Star Wars game (yes, that is a completely correct sentence, despite sounding weird.) Im the one on the right, fyi. Crazzy right!? Ha!



I must remember to play this! Theres a scummy truck stop gas station out by the interstate where i live and as you exit the restroom, or as i like to call it "The Hole," theres a small arcade and they have the Terminator Salvation game in it. The guns are sweet on it, but i didnt take thier picture. Up top theres an ominous T-800 looking down, disapprovingly staring at you. But that just makes me want to play it even more!



This is me being silly on a swingset. I should probably spruce this one up and make it look cooler.



There we go. Much better. One time while i was swinging on a swingset at my old elementery school, this guy shot lasers at me, but it was ok because i had my lightsaber and deflected them while things were blowing up left and right around me. But im so cool that i didnt even break my stride. And somebody was there to capture that exact moment. My life is like a box of comic books.

I think thats all i got for right now. Thats not as much as i thought itd be. But its more than it has been in a while. So you see? Geekologie hasnt put me completely out of business. Old General Lee cant be beat that easy! Ha!
Ok, well until next time, im Lee and this has been my blog that will kick you in the face.



T-800 says, "Bye!"

Friday, April 30, 2010

This One Pretty Much Sums Me Up...

So i was on the Geekologie website, or as i like to call it, "i dont have to do anything anymore," and i found a few things that pretty much just wrap everything i would like to say up in a nice little red bow and hand deliver it all to you for me. I dont think that was a complete sentence, or even properly stated, but who cares. Just click the links below to satisfy your desires, without me :(
IN CASE OF ZOMBIES...
THE COOLEST HELICHOPPTER VIDEO YOURE EVER GONNA SEE..
THE SPOCKER
CUTE HORSE/YOURE GLAD YOUR KIDS DONT LOOK LIKE THIS UGLY TOE-HEADED BOY
NEW TURTLES MOVIE FOR THE NERDS

Thats all i got. Thank you Geekologie for stealing my thunder. Jerks...

Monday, April 12, 2010

More Nerdiness Is What You Get



This picture was taken from the website www.geekologie.com. Its just a funny little tidbit that i stole from there. Its like i dont even have to keep my blog running anymore because they find all the cool stuff for me. My new phrase should be, "Lee Harris: Blogging By Proxy And Promoting Plagiarism For Over A Year Now!"
But its really a great site, trust me.
So follow the link below if you want to see one of the funnier things ive seen on that site. Enjoy!

CLICK ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

Thursday, April 8, 2010

T-Shirts For Nerds?!

So i was on the Sci-Fi Wire app on my IPhone and saw some sweet t-shirts that i would like to share with "you all everybody." Some of them i understand, but others i kinda could care less, like the ones about Serenity. Its just a fact of life: Serenity will NEVER be Star Wars. It does, however, have Summer Glau in it, so i guess it gets a pass. I have to give all props to the people who run the Sci-Fi Wire app for all the captions to the photos. I wish it were my comedy, but too bad. Enjoy.   


This reminds us that the fate of the Death Star is a fitting metaphor for our economy.


If you like deceased Lost characters, pictures of old nukes, and puns based around 1970s catch phrases ... this shirt's for you. Also, you have to love teal.


This shirt combines the tri-glory of Space Invaders,The X-Files and turning blurry stock photos into T-shirts for profit.


Those who dislike Democratic presidents will probably hate this shirt. Those who dislike Republican governors will probably hate this shirt. That's the paradox of James Cameron.


If he's such a pimp, how come his palms are so hairy?


Yes, he did. It's all Monty Python crap.


If you are a huge comic-book fan, and you have a girlfriend, and you're ripped, you now have the perfect awful Christmas present.


This quartet of environmentally themed Star Warstees neglects to state an opinion on sleeping inside larger animals.


We always knew Buffy was a top and Edward was a bottom. Unless "staked" isn't some kind of a gay metaphor.


The Professor from Gilligan's Island could probably use this shirt to fix the hole in the S.S. Minnow.


This explains why homeless people are always found in recycling bins.


"Can you describe the bike thief, little boy?"


We would wager that there are at least a dozenTrek-themed pornos that begin this way.


Soooo ... Kirk gets the munchies and dives into a pile of live furry animals. Pass what you're smoking, Captain!


If you were young enough for both Star Wars and the hilarious Kids in the Hall ... when do you age?


This was way more popular than the Rodney King-themed shirts featuring stormtroopers.


"Area 51" might as well read "Agent Scully's Pants" for the entire run of that show.


This is the perfect garment for X-Men fanatics who are concerned that not enough strangers are noticing how fat they are.


... and so will this pun. Apparently for many more decades.


This is not the best shirt to look at when one is constipated.


We tried removing the logic memory center from our I.B.M. Bill Gates popped out and punched us in the face.


Flash's secret identity is not-so-subtle.


If you're in the small group who likes BOTHSerenity and Star Wars (i.e., everyone who likes either), this shirt is for you.



-Dangerously Harris