T-Shirts For Nerds?!

So i was on the Sci-Fi Wire app on my IPhone and saw some sweet t-shirts that i would like to share with "you all everybody." Some of them i understand, but others i kinda could care less, like the ones about Serenity. Its just a fact of life: Serenity will NEVER be Star Wars. It does, however, have Summer Glau in it, so i guess it gets a pass. I have to give all props to the people who run the Sci-Fi Wire app for all the captions to the photos. I wish it were my comedy, but too bad. Enjoy.   

This reminds us that the fate of the Death Star is a fitting metaphor for our economy.

If you like deceased Lost characters, pictures of old nukes, and puns based around 1970s catch phrases ... this shirt's for you. Also, you have to love teal.

This shirt combines the tri-glory of Space Invaders,The X-Files and turning blurry stock photos into T-shirts for profit.

Those who dislike Democratic presidents will probably hate this shirt. Those who dislike Republican governors will probably hate this shirt. That's the paradox of James Cameron.

If he's such a pimp, how come his palms are so hairy?

Yes, he did. It's all Monty Python crap.

If you are a huge comic-book fan, and you have a girlfriend, and you're ripped, you now have the perfect awful Christmas present.

This quartet of environmentally themed Star Warstees neglects to state an opinion on sleeping inside larger animals.

We always knew Buffy was a top and Edward was a bottom. Unless "staked" isn't some kind of a gay metaphor.

The Professor from Gilligan's Island could probably use this shirt to fix the hole in the S.S. Minnow.

This explains why homeless people are always found in recycling bins.

"Can you describe the bike thief, little boy?"

We would wager that there are at least a dozenTrek-themed pornos that begin this way.

Soooo ... Kirk gets the munchies and dives into a pile of live furry animals. Pass what you're smoking, Captain!

If you were young enough for both Star Wars and the hilarious Kids in the Hall ... when do you age?

This was way more popular than the Rodney King-themed shirts featuring stormtroopers.

"Area 51" might as well read "Agent Scully's Pants" for the entire run of that show.

This is the perfect garment for X-Men fanatics who are concerned that not enough strangers are noticing how fat they are.

... and so will this pun. Apparently for many more decades.

This is not the best shirt to look at when one is constipated.

We tried removing the logic memory center from our I.B.M. Bill Gates popped out and punched us in the face.

Flash's secret identity is not-so-subtle.

If you're in the small group who likes BOTHSerenity and Star Wars (i.e., everyone who likes either), this shirt is for you.

-Dangerously Harris

If You Haven't Noticed...

My blog will kick your face in. Not metaphorically, but physically, painfully, and continuously. Its like the Chuck Norris of blogs.
Thats all I have really, so, I think we're done here.

Its Demotivational Poster Time...

seriously folks, these are some funny ones...

My Brothers Blog and Im Awesome, Not Him

Check out my brothers sweet-but-not-as-sweet-as-mine blog at:
www.AwesomeGeekCrap.blogspot.com
Its basically my blog, only more streamlined and......well its probably better than mine.
But mine talks about ninjas, so right off the bat im better. Its just the way of things.
Speaking of things, here are some pictures!
Tron Legacy is coming out soon and this picture makes me wanna go see it right now. Youknowwhatimsaying...


This makes me laugh, the Barack Obama Chia pet. This is kinda wrong cause now you can own the President, but hes black so that makes me think of slavery, which is NOT cool, so basically if you buy this youre a racist who needs to go away.


Ah, Wings Choice Adult Diapers-in bulk! Nothin like em'! I like how they call them "briefs." Who do they think theyre fooling? We all know what they are. Theyre diapers. Like for babies, only bigger and for adults who cant control themselves. We all know one.


This is some great cosplay. Its got everything you could want. Great costumes, most likely a story to go along with the characters, nice weathering on that stormtrooper, i just had deja vu, the chick is pretty hott, the guns are big and look real, and the kid in the back is hanging his head in disappointment that he didnt dress up as Sailor Moon because his mom wouldnt let him. This is an all-around WIN, except for the kid in the back...but his mom does win.


Thats all i got right now, but check back for more from me, not my brother. And if you want to request a picture or something or maybe you just wanna chat with old Grand Pappy Lee, "drop me a line" at DangerousLeeHarris@gmail.com.
Peace to the Out


- Dangerously Harris

You

Whats up, persons? Its late and im still up, bored, and kind of desperate. So heres a blog entry to pass the time/satisfy youre burning thirst to waste said time. Enjoy.
First, this is self explainitory. I made this at work out of styrofoam, which i hate. Youd think that if the president really wanted to save the Earth hed abolish this styro-ee, foamy, staticy, packing easifier from being used. (did you know that it will never biodegrade, ever? :/ just a thought.) but i made my name out of it. Then threw it away.


Next is a pic from a show i went to with my brother. We saw Cursive at The Bishop in Bloomington. It was a great show. Ive been listening to them for like ten years now, and theyve been around for like fifteen. Maybe even twenty. If you enjoy indie-rock then youd like Cursive. Thier best album by far is called "The Ugly Organ" and its great from start to finish. I highly reccomend.


Next is one of the creepiest things i think ill ever see. I dont know what, why, where, or who but i know that if i see this guy at any point of time in my life i will, WILL, scream and probably cry. Especially if he looks like this.


This is the vehicle that plowed into the back of the delivery truck at work. This guy hit us hard, but he claims he was only doing 10mph. (whaaat?! For real? It looks like he hit a brick wall!) Yeah thats what i said. He was cool though, like, i think he was super rich or something because he was completely unphased. He said hed never been in an accident before. An his clothes were really nice. Whatever, im just glad everyone was ok, and that i dont have to pay for nothin'. Sucks for him.


Thats pretty much it. Im not really feeling well right now, so i apologize if you didnt find any of this at least slightly entertaining. Anyways. Peace out homies.
Ps. Any type-o's you may catch ar strictly that. Dont read into mistakes.
- Dangerously Harris