How Sweet Were The Jackson 5 In This Picture? Not Even A Little Bit

Im not exactly sure what album this is from, but i just found it in my house. Im pretty sure it was a joke at the time, as much of a joke it is now, 20 some odd years later. Im also sure SOMEone out there will start feeling all nostalgic and cry cause the good old days when mullets were cool, michael was still alive/kinda black/kinda straight, and the Jackson 5 werent gay yet are over.
Well, on second thought, and based on this pic alone id say the Jackson 5 were pretty much always gay. Or most definitely were by the time this picture was made. You KNOW the artist who did it was like "oh yeeaah boyeeee! This gonna be the most dope picture of the Jackson boys yet! They gonna look so far out theyll never stop bein cool. I cant wait for Short Circuit 2!!!" Its a shame for that guy that his dream never came true.
Oh well. At least they still are all famous.....oh, wait...thats right; theyre not.
Well at least theyre still making good music......oh, crap....yeah, not that either.
Well at least theyre all still alive..........oooh right. Too soon? Sorry :/
Ok, well thats all i got for you all people. Check back for more some other time. Peace out.
Ps, Johnny 5 is alive!


-Dangerous Lee

More Demotes

i found these to be hilarious, so enjoy!

What Is A Sha-oo?

Hello there, cyberpunks. Im happy you stopped by Old Lee's blog. I have a few things to discuss wit-choo.
First off, i just wanna apologize to whoever used to read this, but stopped because i stopped. I took a break...like a long break from it all. But now im back, hopefully i wont get distracted anymore. So anyways, moving forward.

Ok, so i used to be excited about The Last Airbender, but, as it turns out, its a pile of hot, steamy crap. Its really sad because the show was so awesome, but the movie is terrible. I could go on for a very long time explaining all the things that made this movie fail, but ill narrow it down to three.
1. For some reason, M. Night Shamalama-ding-dong decided that the names of certain characters needed to be pronounced differently, probably because hes a douche. Like Aang, the main character, his name is pronounced "AH-ng" like the way the word "long" is said. Then we have Sokka, which, in the movie, is pronounced "Soaka" kinda like the way a british person would say "soaker." Then you have the way they say the word "Avatar." They say it "AH-vatar" which is just rediculous.

2. The acting is so bad that it borders on being classified as a fan-made movie. Like, im pretty sure this movie is gonna end the collective careers of every person in the whole picture. Im pretty sure if all the kids in my neighborhood got together to make an Avatar-based fan movie it would be better than the trash that Mr. M. Night Shupalupa-Poopypants decided to make. Grr..frustration.

3. The story is all over the place. Like, if youre going to make a movie of a beloved kids show you have two options. The first is that you stay completely true to the show and make as many details as possible coincide with the original production. The second is to change the story completely and make it your own thing. Being a horror/action/drama/weirdy kinda director, i would have expected Mr. M. Night Sham-Wow! to have taken the second approach.

So, thats that. I really didnt expect it to be a good movie, but i also didnt expect it to suck as badly as it did.

Well, i better stop here, mainly because i have a life and i want to other things with my day. But, have no fear, i will try to update more often. Sorry, master Yoda.
Ok, well bye.