This One Pretty Much Sums Me Up...

So i was on the Geekologie website, or as i like to call it, "i dont have to do anything anymore," and i found a few things that pretty much just wrap everything i would like to say up in a nice little red bow and hand deliver it all to you for me. I dont think that was a complete sentence, or even properly stated, but who cares. Just click the links below to satisfy your desires, without me :(
IN CASE OF ZOMBIES...
THE COOLEST HELICHOPPTER VIDEO YOURE EVER GONNA SEE..
THE SPOCKER
CUTE HORSE/YOURE GLAD YOUR KIDS DONT LOOK LIKE THIS UGLY TOE-HEADED BOY
NEW TURTLES MOVIE FOR THE NERDS

Thats all i got. Thank you Geekologie for stealing my thunder. Jerks...

More Nerdiness Is What You Get

This picture was taken from the website www.geekologie.com. Its just a funny little tidbit that i stole from there. Its like i dont even have to keep my blog running anymore because they find all the cool stuff for me. My new phrase should be, "Lee Harris: Blogging By Proxy And Promoting Plagiarism For Over A Year Now!"
But its really a great site, trust me.
So follow the link below if you want to see one of the funnier things ive seen on that site. Enjoy!

CLICK ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

T-Shirts For Nerds?!

So i was on the Sci-Fi Wire app on my IPhone and saw some sweet t-shirts that i would like to share with "you all everybody." Some of them i understand, but others i kinda could care less, like the ones about Serenity. Its just a fact of life: Serenity will NEVER be Star Wars. It does, however, have Summer Glau in it, so i guess it gets a pass. I have to give all props to the people who run the Sci-Fi Wire app for all the captions to the photos. I wish it were my comedy, but too bad. Enjoy.   

This reminds us that the fate of the Death Star is a fitting metaphor for our economy.

If you like deceased Lost characters, pictures of old nukes, and puns based around 1970s catch phrases ... this shirt's for you. Also, you have to love teal.

This shirt combines the tri-glory of Space Invaders,The X-Files and turning blurry stock photos into T-shirts for profit.

Those who dislike Democratic presidents will probably hate this shirt. Those who dislike Republican governors will probably hate this shirt. That's the paradox of James Cameron.

If he's such a pimp, how come his palms are so hairy?

Yes, he did. It's all Monty Python crap.

If you are a huge comic-book fan, and you have a girlfriend, and you're ripped, you now have the perfect awful Christmas present.

This quartet of environmentally themed Star Warstees neglects to state an opinion on sleeping inside larger animals.

We always knew Buffy was a top and Edward was a bottom. Unless "staked" isn't some kind of a gay metaphor.

The Professor from Gilligan's Island could probably use this shirt to fix the hole in the S.S. Minnow.

This explains why homeless people are always found in recycling bins.

"Can you describe the bike thief, little boy?"

We would wager that there are at least a dozenTrek-themed pornos that begin this way.

Soooo ... Kirk gets the munchies and dives into a pile of live furry animals. Pass what you're smoking, Captain!

If you were young enough for both Star Wars and the hilarious Kids in the Hall ... when do you age?

This was way more popular than the Rodney King-themed shirts featuring stormtroopers.

"Area 51" might as well read "Agent Scully's Pants" for the entire run of that show.

This is the perfect garment for X-Men fanatics who are concerned that not enough strangers are noticing how fat they are.

... and so will this pun. Apparently for many more decades.

This is not the best shirt to look at when one is constipated.

We tried removing the logic memory center from our I.B.M. Bill Gates popped out and punched us in the face.

Flash's secret identity is not-so-subtle.

If you're in the small group who likes BOTHSerenity and Star Wars (i.e., everyone who likes either), this shirt is for you.

-Dangerously Harris